A quick thing I did out of boredom. Sad!stuck of the Eridan variety. Enjoy!
Your name is Eridan Ampora and your life is a gigantic fucked up piece of shit. You're not even sure what happened to get to this point. One day everything was going swimmingly, the next you're sitting in your hive wondering why you're still alive. The only girl you ever loved thinks you're a total loser that needs a personality check, the Gemini wants nothing to do with you, the same goes for the Scorpio. It seems the only friend you have is yourself. And even you don't like you.
The rainbow drinker said you just need to sort through your priorities and make amends. Apologize. You heeded her advice and tried. And tried. And tried. They won't even bother responding to you on Trollian anymore. You're not worth their time, it seems. The entire universe seems to wish you would just go away and never talk to anybody ever again. Disappear.
You've thought about it. And it's not like anybody would stop you. Nobody would even know. You're all alone out here in your hive. Isolated. All it would take is one cut. One piece of rope. One blast from one of your hundreds of wands. Nobody would care. You would be doing the people you dare call your friends a favor. The heiress and the Mage would live happily ever after. The Thief would torment the Page.
And The Prince of Hope, you, wouldn't be in the way.
You are Eridan Ampora and you are staring at a knife. You're too scared to pick it up. You blink away the tears. And try trolling Feferi again.