Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own any characters that will be within the following fan fiction. I do not work for Marvel or whoever owns Legally Blonde. Daredevil is not mine. Legally Blonde is not mine. I am simply a hermit who, whilst shaving my legs in the shower, wondered "Why the hell is there not a Daredevil/Legally Blonde crossover fanfiction? That is some grade A bullshit." Also, this is probably only going to be crack. It probably isn't going to be emotional, and might not even be good. It might not even correctly fit into the Legally Blonde and/or Daredevil universe. If it doesn't correctly fit, pretend it's an A.U. and get over yourself. It's a fan fiction. It doesn't need to be perfect. At least it won't end with Spider-Man and Daredevil making out. (I am throwing shade all over the place). For what it's worth, this takes place when (SPOILERS) Karen Page was still alive, before the drugs and all that crap. Elle Woods is still a freshman at Harvard (thus, still ridiculous as hell). Also, I have limited legal knowledge, and even less knowledge of what a secretary does. Thus ends my disclaimer. Enjoy this shit.
"Any messages, Karen?" Matthew Murdock asked good naturedly as he walked into his law practice.
"Umm, just the one...:" Karen said, glancing at her notes, "From Harvard university?"
"Harvard?" Matt questioned, raising an eyebrow, "The prestigious law school?" He set down his white cane.
"No, the other Harvard University." Karen laughed, tucking her hair behind her ear.
"Watch yourself, Karen." Matt joked, "Why were we contacted by Harvard University?" Foggy Nelson, Matt's business partner and best friend, came out of his office.
"Clearly some super rich guy got himself into some trouble and needs our wonderful law practice so save his ass." Foggy offered
"Surely they'd hire a lawyer closer to them?" Matt countered.
"They clearly know how prestigious and well to do our firm is."
"We have a broken fax machine from the 80's. And not too many clients."
"But the clients we do get hit the media pretty hard."
"Actually it's some professor… Eric Callahan? He was closely following some of your previous cases, he said, and finds, in his words 'the firm's view on the law intriguing.' He'd like you to talk to his class. It's a criminal law class." Karen interrupted, explaining the real reason why they were contacted.
"What does he mean by our view on the law?" Foggy asked.
"I'm not sure… he didn't say. Should I call him back? Oh! He also said that the university would pay for the expenses during the trip."
"Matt, not to exclude you from the decision making process, but...I think we owe it to those poor students to teach about our very outlandish lawyer ideals." Matt laughed at Foggy's reaction, it was just like him to be so driven by money.
"Yes, of course we owe it to the students." He replied, "Karen, can you call back the professor and tell him that we will come to talk to his class? And...ask him exactly what he means by our 'view of the law.'"
Short first chapter. I know. I get it. But I had no idea how to open this fan fiction. I don't do this often. And if you're wondering "Eric Callahan? What the hell, author lady?!" They never said Callahan's first name in Legally Blonde. Not in the musical, not in the movie. It was never said. So stop complaining, I'm doing my best here. This damn fan fiction is going to get better, I promise. It was just hard as hell to open the goddamn thing. If you think you can write a better Legally Blonde/Daredevil fan fiction crossover, than you do it. Stop pressuring me. I'm writing the second chapter right now. Doing it this way is just easier on me.