Attention! This is a yaoi and Mpreg.. Do not like do not read. This was written quickly. I had an idea and had to write it down. Sorry if it sucks. :P

Zim sighed running a hand over his head. His daughter was starting to work his nerves. She was running through the house with Gir at her heals. Her sudden high pitched giggle let him know Gir had caught her and was tickling her. Zim sighed standing from the couch.

"Alright, that is enough young one." He scooped her up off the floor making her giggle once again. He smiled fondly at his daughter looking at her golden eyes. She smiled back at him as he ran his fingers her hair. It was black as midnight like her father. She wore her hair braided into two braids that ran down both sides of her head. He did this to braid her antennas in her hair. It was all for her disguise. For her protection. She was different from humans her age but she looked the same. He sighed unbraiding her hair. As the hair was let lose her antennas sprung forth. Her hair fell down her back in little ringlets. He did not know where she obtained the curls. Maybe it was because her hair was braided everyday? A soft smile spread across his face again as his daughter stated to purr, snuggling into his chest. He held her close walking her to her room. Sitting her on the bed he walked over and snatched her night gown from the closet. She raised her hands above her head already ready for him to out on her gown. He chuckled and slipped it on her. She crawled under her purple blankets and yawned.

"Tell me a story." She whispered almost pleading. She was a quiet child the even her footsteps seemed soft. The only thing loud about her was her giggle. Zim sighed and sat on the edge of her bed his hands in his lap.

"Which story would you like to hear?"She pulled the covers over her chin and cast her eyes downward.

"Can you tell me.."Zim frowned knowing where this was leading to. She knew she was not a normal human. Zim had told her long ago that she was born from a male alien. He explained about Irk and about how the race had few females making it necessary for him to be modified with both male and female parts. Ever since that day two years ago she had been asking who her father was. The girl was relentless and did not stop asking. Every night she would pout and give him that look.

Zim put on a hard face not willing to succumb to the look. "No I will not tell you about him. Pick another story little one."

She frowned turning away from him and closing her eyes. Zim sighed and kissed her head before turning out the light and walking out of the room. When she acted like this there was no getting her to stop. He would let her sleep it off.

The house was quiet without the constant giggle and pitter patter of small feet. A deep frown crossed Zim's face. She was so upset by this making Zim sad as well. His daughter would be upset until he told her which meant she would always be upset with him. How had he let this happen? He had just wanted to take over the Earth. Now when he wanted to take over Earth his own daughter got in the way. She would beg and mess with his experiments. Finally, it had got to the point where he just stopped. He had NOT given up though. As soon as his daughter was grown and throw with this human life he would destroy it. Zim sat down on his bed his head in his hands. This was all Dib-stupid's fault!

It all started with the stupid Dib human. When they had first met he had tried to capture and kill him. Zim remembered Dib's constant ranting about alien dissection for the greater good of man. Two years later nothing had happened. Zim had not taken over Earth and Dib did not cut him into pieces yet. It took a while but eventually they gained a mutual respect for one another. The memory of their first kiss was fresh in his mind. As an alien he had never experienced anything like kissing before. They had been wrestling as usual. The fighting had started over the dumbest thing. He had the Dib-stink pinned and was ready to fire his gun. The gun was pointed at the Dib's face. Zim looked deep into those golden orbs. He was almost in a hypnotic trance. Slowly he felt the gun start to slip. He was confused. Never before had he noticed his eyes so why now? It was shocking to be suddenly flipped over on his back. He breath heavily in anger looking up into those gold brown orbs once again. Dib slowly raised a hand and took out his contacts. Zim blinked confused before he realized what Dib was doing. Dib wanted to look into his eyes too. This made Zim feel even more confused. What was happening to him? Before he knew what was happening her found himself leaning forward. Dib was leaning as well and brushed their lips. After the first touch of their lips Dib let go of Zim's wrists and the two attached themselves to one another like starved animals. That was the beginning of their year in High Skool. After their first kiss they had begun to do more things through the years. It was a new strange relationship he did not quite understand. Zim did not want to do things with others and if the Dib-beast even looked at another he was down his throat. Dib had grown taller and the opposite sex in his race found him attractive. He had not happened over night of course, but to Zim it had seemed that way. One moment the beast had metal in his mouth and was spitting on everyone. The next moment Dib had walked into the skool with a white blinding smile and handsome face. The threat of losing the beast as a ..not lover but more like a toy, was high so Zim found himself on his knees a lot. He needed to remind him that he was the best ..partner to do this with. It was worth it to see the human being weak. Zim loved that face and he ate up his moans and pants. It was like a drug to see him like that. They kept up their love hate relationship through High Skool. It was the last day of senior year and the two found themselves on the floor of Dib's room. Another argument gone wrong as per usual. That day he had let Dib take him. He did not know why he let him. The thing that might have done him in were the kisses. That day Dib's kisses were gentle and almost seemed caring. Zim let himself go and fall into extreme pleasure. That night was one of the best night Zim had ever experienced. Zim woke the next day clinging to a passed out Dib. He remembered smiling at his sleeping nemesis. It was the perfect moment to kill him. He was weak and vulnerable. Instead Zim did something else. Zim decided to leave. He ran and never came back. Nothing would be the same between them. Now that the human had gotten what he wanted there was no more reason for him to stay loyal to Zim. Days later he found he was with smeet and decided to never see Dib again. If Dib knew he might try to hurt him or the smeet. He knew Dib hated him as an alien and did not know how he would react to a hybrid of their species. He had assumed he would e disgusted so he decided to keep it a secret.

And now here he was alone in some other town hiding his daughter. He sighed wondering briefly where the Dib beast was. In the end it did not matter as long as he had his daughter Kira.

Kira….

She was such a pain sometimes. He chuckled thinking she was just like her father. At the thought he frowned. No she was not like him. She was better and had a smaller head. They may look a lot alike but they were different. Zim frowned knowing this was not completely true. A sigh escaped his lips. He was better off without the help of the human. With that resolve in mind he flopped back on the bed and yawned. Having a child took a lot out of him. He did not need sleep but it helped pass the quiet hours of night. So he let his eyes drift closed and let sleep over take him.