A/N: A big thank you to MaybeThere'sHope and Debookworm01 for letting me use their stories. Both stories are amazing and have to be read. Enjoy! May contain crack and fluff/smut. Well, a suggestion of smut. ^_^

Magnus was intrigued. Alec's laptop lay before him, something Magnus had never had time for; he barely knew how to work the thing. But he was a warlock, and he could work it out easily enough. If it hadn't been opened to a particular page Magnus wouldn't have even glanced twice at it. Only because Alec had suddenly dashed out of the room muttering something about dry-cleaning, and leaving Magnus immensely bored had he even thought of looking what was on Alec's computer.

It was opened up on a website Magnus had never heard of before: Tumblr. There were various pictures of random people skateboarding or landscapes that had been heavily edited to appear flawless. At the top of every picture it had the name of someone who had reblogged the picture from someone else. Magnus raised a thin, perfectly-shaped eyebrow. What kind of name was: "brindis-y-gnomos"? Shrugging, he scrolled downwards to find even more posts from the said Tumblr user. He clicked on their name – while the page loaded he drummed his fingers on the desk lightly, humming quietly to himself. It finally loaded, revealing a very in-your-face, and I-don't-care-if-you-think-I'm-weird kind of blog. Loud screamo music started playing, and Magnus frantically tried to find out where it was coming from so he could stop it. After a few struggling moments, the music was silenced, and Magnus was able to explore the blog in peace. He discovered many interesting things, such as a rather revealing photo of a girl and a few pictures of garden gnomes; the guy obviously had a weird fetish. Scrolling down through the page Magnus became utterly captivated. Personally, he had no idea how people could entertain themselves by simply stealing other peoples pictures. Then he came across something quite different, a small note from the owner of the blog: 'Hey I have a Fanfiction now! :3. Check out my account, my name is "gnomes_are_cool." Hope to see your comments soon! XD'

Magnus reread the post again; Fanfiction. Scrolling the little arrow cursor up into the search box he typed in the name. Choices suddenly exploded onto the screen. Oh god, what should he choose? Picking the first selection, he was directed into a page with a blue border and millions of words. He saw a search box and clicked on it. What should he type? Chuckling, he typed his own name. To his surprise, it worked! He looked through the results. To his astonishment, a majority of the results included his darling Alexander. What on Earth? Picking a random one called "Misery Loves Glamour"; he was taken to yet another page. He read the first line:

The boy moved with the sort of grace that was so sought after in the throes of passion. That kind of fluid sexuality that could not be taught only ingrained from birth. He was the kind of boy that had probably broken hearts since he was in preschool…

Oh yes, this story sounded interesting. He read on for a while.

"Camille," he whispered in surprise.

What on earth was his ex-lover doing in the story? Reading on, his shock grew; not only was Camille in this, but so was he. After skimming through a few more chapters he realised the Lightwoods, Jace, Clarissa and Simon were also featured. He read a while longer becoming quite addicted to the words that covered the screen. Suddenly, he reached chapter "That Just Fucked Flush", oh boy, this story was just getting better and better. He chuckled creepily just as Alec walked through the door,

"Hey Magnus!" he called.

All the warlock did was smile in a flirty way and drag his confused boyfriend into the bedroom.

When they had finally come down from their sex high, Alec remembered the fact he didn't do anything to make his boyfriend get it up,

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That's what Ragnor said when I accidently set his house on fire, so I'm not sure to take that as a compliment or an insult."

Alec bushed a deep red, and muttered something that sounded to Magnus a lot like: "oh Magnus, you are a god in the bedroom", or something like that. Magnus then quickly walked out into the living room again, still completely naked, and crouched in front of the laptop.

"You are my new favourite story," he whispered almost seductively to the computer.

He then blew a kiss in its direction and then went back to the bed where his boyfriend was waiting.

Later that night while Magnus slept, Alec walked out to the living room. Flopping back on the pink couch, he went to turn his computer on. To his surprise, the screen started glowing, signalling he had never turned it off. On the screen was a website Alec had never heard of. Raising his eyebrows, he read a passage of the text displayed,

"Okay, you don't have to elaborate, Iz. But he's…persistent. And graphic," he said.

He was a little apprehensive, but his siblings were right. The man's words and actions and look had definitely lit his fire. He went back to nervously sipping his drink, unable to banish thoughts of the sexy whisper from his mind."

Alec's eyes grew wider.

"By the Angel Magnus!" he screamed, causing the warlock to sleepily half run, half fall, into the living room.

"What, sweetheart? No need to tell the world."

"What is this?"

"The most amazing website created."

"Doesn't it worry you that it's about us!"

Magnus just stared blankly at Alec. What the hell, why didn't his stupid sparkly boyfriend see how weird it was that complete strangers were writing stories about their sex lives. Oh, who was he kidding, Magnus was the kind of person who thrived on these sorts of things.

"I'm calling everyone over. We will see what they think," Magnus said

"Are you kidding me! Have you read this story?"

"Babe, we will look up their names."

Alec grudgingly agreed – despite the fact the sun wasn't even close to rising, and Magnus called everyone over.

About 1 hour later a tired Isabelle, Jace, Simon, Maia and Clary were seated in the living room.

"Why am I here?" Maia moaned.

"Something tells me the puppy isn't a morning person," said Jace in a patronizing tone, causing Maia to give him a murderous glare. Meanwhile, Simon was looking guilty and uncomfortable sitting in between Izzy and said 'puppy'.

"All of you shut up and look at this," Magnus said, stepping on everyone to get to the laptop.

"This is called Fanfiction. I'll type in someone's name and see what happens. Who wants to go first?"

Clary put her hand up, smiling kindly at him; everyone else was either glaring at each other, falling asleep, or thinking of ways to get Magnus back for waking them up this early to look at a website.

Typing in Clary's name, the warlock scanned the options on the screen. They saw a Magnus and Clary one, which they all laughed at, an Isabelle and Clary one, which they all screamed and tried to burn out their eyes while reading it, and a Fanfiction about Alec killing Clary, which Alec laughed slightly manically at, until they finally reached a Jace and Clary story.

The end result was that most of the group wanted to drink bleach to clear their minds, except Jace who looked like he needed a cold shower.

Alec was completely irritated. No one – except him – seemed to realise just how messed up this situation was. What was wrong with these people? They continued a while until they found one story that made them all cry, which was called "Three Strangers at a Bus Stop", and featured Jace, Alec and Simon. It was totally sad but they loved it.

"Whoever wrote this is amazing," sobbed Izzy.

Next they searched up Simon's name. Let's just say that by the end of his turn he couldn't walk, thanks to a very pissed off Maia and Isabelle.

"This is an awesome site. Bookmark it."

"How? This isn't a book…"

"Magnus are you blond? Bookmark it on the computer."

"I'm 800 years old; I touched a computer for the first time today, shut up, Nephilim child."

Isabelle sighed with exhaustion, leaning over clicking once, twice and then looking at Magnus as though he was mentally ill.

Magnus gave her a shit-eating grin and winked.

Alec had had enough.

"Hey guys, are absolutely none of you finding something wrong with this situation?"

Maybe nobody had heard him, but Alec could have sworn he was being ignored by every single person in the room.

A/N: Read and review, please! xo

I might continue this if it gets enough reviews... and people actually like it!

P.S. Sorry if anyone was offended by the "blond" thing, I'm actually blond myself! :D