Back again, with another idea. Stupid, stupid me. *shakes head pitifully* Okay peeps, this is slash! Don't like, don't read.

Sam/Jake :D

Sam/Emily

Jake/Jared

Those are the pairings that we shall be focusing on in this story.

Btw. Let's just say Kim isn't around in this story. I love the idea of Jacob and Jared... and will probably write a story about them later on. (:

DURING: Jacob driving home from the movie theatre. (In New Moon)

Also, I'm not really PRO-Bella. So if there's some Bella-bashing, it's from my Bella-Bashing nature. I hate that bitch. "

Jacob's POV

That... that... bastard. I mean, I was having an okay time with Bella. Hmph, okay, scratch that; it wasn't that A-OK, Bella also made me mad. Argh! Especially this fricken' temperature everyone keeps talking about. Of course I have to lie and say, 'I feel as fit as a fiddle,' what the hell is a fiddle anyway? And how the hell can you feel as fit as one?! Damn it, somehow my head went back round to Bella. Bella this and Bella that. Bella, I-hump-trees-with-Cullen. Bella, fuck-you-Jake-I'll-never-want-you. Bella, ARGH! What the fuck?! Why the hell am I acting like this? I'm never normally this... volatile. Sure, I get angry every once in awhile, but why the hell am I feeling like I want to get angry and have a full fledge fight with someone? I landed at my house and got out of the car. I slammed the door and ran up the front porch steps to inside the house. I raked my fingers through my long hair and growled.

"Jake, are you alright?" Dad asked. I was seriously going to turn into the hulk if someone says that one more time.

"WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE ASKING ME THAT? I MEAN, I FRICKEN' DON'T FEEL AS FIT AS A FIDDLE. I FEEL LIKE RACHEL DURING HER PMS! FUUUUUUUUCK!" I screamed. For a moment Dad looked scared, but that instantly wiped off his face.

"Jacob, calm down. Let me go ring Sam and—" I cut him off.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING THAT MOTHERFUCKER? THAT CRAZY FAG HAS BEEN STARING AT ME THE WHOLE PAST MONTH LIKE I'M GOING TO JOIN THAT FRICKEN' CULT OF HIS!" After I growled for that sentence, I felt myself shaking. Like, really shaking. It was very unnerving, I mean, pretend it's you not me. You're shaking... like you're having turrets and can't stop it. Heh, turrets... that makes me think of—Stop it Jacob. Try and stop this shaking. ARGH. And holy shit, my bones seriously shifted. It was painful, I cried out in pain, wanting to make it stop. I mean, it's me... and then my bones shift. Have you ever felt your bones shift? Well then you won't know how painful it is; especially how freakin' scary it is when you look down at yourself and you're a wolf. My dad looked at me with knowing eyes and beckoned me outside. I nearly ripped his face off for being so kind but didn't.

Helloooo? I can hear someone, but don't know who it is? Some random voice came through my head. I jumped... I seriously jumped and landed in a tree. Great, I can jump as high as trees.

Uh, I'm seriously freaking out right now. And then when I pinch myself I'm going to wake up and see Bella all over again. Yes, yes... holy shit! I can't pinch myself... I don't have hands! Craaaap.

Wait a sec, Jacob... is that you? The voice once again sounded in my head. It reminded me of Embry. Why the hell is Embry in my dream?

Um... yes...?

Yes! Jacob you phased man! I mean, it's been horrible without you or Quil! And I haven't been able to speak to you guys for ages cos' of Alpha's orders but yeah— I cut him off

Wait... start from the beginning... please? I asked, wondering why we are going so complicated in a dream.

Jake, this isn't a dream. You're a werewolf.

Come again?

No, I'm serious Jake. You know the legends we used to make fun of about the Cold Ones and the descendants from Wolves. Well, all of them are true and we're protectors to the pale faces.

... Am I going to wake up soon?

Jaaaaaake. Gah! Why am I the only one phased, and why the hell did Sam have to go to Seattle today? He could've gone tomorrow and helped me with you. Damn it, I'm getting Jared.

Sam Uley. No fucking way am I talking to him! And who the hell is Jared... oh. That Jared that I always forget the last name of.

Embry what the hell do you want? I mean, I was seriously working on my Math's assignment! Apparently this was Jared.

Jake's phased.

Oh. Um. Hi Jacob.

Dream-Embry? I asked.

Dream... Embry? Jared asked towards Embry.

Jake thinks this is a dream. Damn it Jake, it's not a dream! But yeah, what do you want?

Why is that Jared from our school in my dream? I mean, I never remember his last name! So why is he appearing in my dream?

--facepaw—Embry thought.

Facepaw? I asked confused.

Like facepalm but we're in wolf form.

Oh yeah, so tell me about this wolf shit.

Okay Jacob well, since your Billy's son, you should know all about the legends and everything. Well, some of us from our tribe have the wolf's gene in us to shape-shift. The gene starts to become prominent when you see one's temperature go up and when they get a whole 10 years maturing happening in around a month. That's the most main signs you get from an incoming wolf – as you might say. Jared said.

Oh...kay. But why am I hearing you in my head?

One of the many perks yet annoyance-es, we can read each other's thoughts in wolf-form but can't in human form. Much easier when we're wanting to hunt down those motherfucking bloodsucking leeches. Jared hissed.

So you mean... the Cullen's are vampires? No shit...

Unfortunately yeah. They're the ones who put this fricken' gene in our system to become a werewolf.

Oh. So what the fuck's with Sam?

He's our Alpha; he's like... our leader. I know you don't really like him—I scoffed – but yeah, you have to obey the Alpha's rules. Besides, his girlfriend Emily's really nice as well.

Wait a second, Emily...Young? Leah and Seth's cousin?

Yup.

Fuck, this increases my hate for him. I mean, I love Leah like my own sister. Well, probably even more since she's as hot as hell. But I remember when he left her she like... broke. I couldn't handle that, so I don't think I can handle that fucked-up asshole.

Well Jake, there's this thing us werewolves do, it's called imprinting.

Lemme guess, it's like printing... but there's an I'm in front of it! I said sarcastically.

Imprinting is where a werewolf finds their soul-mate. Like their forever one. When you lock eyes with this person, instantly this person is the only one that matters to you and the one you will live with forever. Some say imprinting is to produce better young but others say it's to make your wolf even stronger than it already is.

Riiiiiiiight.

No Jacob, I'm not joking.

Okay, where'd Embry go?

He thought it would be better if I explained all of it.

Okay... I need to wake up from this psycho dream.

Jacob seriously, I'm not joking about any of this.

Yeah right, so... um... who else is in this... amoeba?

Amoeba?

You obviously haven't read Blood and Chocolate. Anyway, I was asking who else is a... you-know-what?

Oh. It's just Sam, Embry, Paul, you and I.

Paul as in the guy who always checks out my happily married sister, Rebecca?

Hahaha, yeah... him.

Hey Jake, do you wanna like... phase back into a human?

We can actually do that? I mean, we don't stay a wolf... forever and ever?

Pfft. No way, I just told you Embry shifted before.

... True.

Okay, well think about something calming. I know how angry you are now, but just calm down; like breathe through your nose and think happy thoughts. Lots and lots of happy thoughts.

Hm. Okay. Bella and I. Making out. Oooh, a bed and oh god that's nice. Against my rabbit, pounding in and ou—

JAKE! I don't need to see Bella fricken' naked. Not those thoughts, those will just make you stay in your wolf form. Stuff from the happy days.

Well, I guess... Mum. Mum and me baking cookies with Rach and Becky. Us playing with the water-hose in the backyard and running around like cute kids. Rach and I braiding Becky's hair for her play-date with Paul. Mum tell us how well we did on Becky's hair.

I instantly felt the shift between wolf and human. Obviously, I had no more fur, but it was just... natural I guess. It felt right doing this. So... maybe this isn't a dream. I then saw Jared running up to me with a pair of shorts.

"The annoying thing about us, whenever we shift with our clothes on, it becomes ripped fabric. Cover yourself," he chucked the pair of shorts at me. "Hey, I called Sam in and he's coming back. He's running back so he'd here in around 15 minutes,"

"I thought you said he was in Seattle, that'd take ages," I said; confused.

"We're as fast as lightning man. Awesome, hey we're going to Em's house, she's really nice. I think you'll like her," Jared told me as we walked to Emily's house.

When we got to Emily's house. It was just like any other house on the Res. It was small, rusting and old. I walked inside the house and Embry as well as Paul was also there sitting on the sofa watching the TV. When they heard me and Jared walk in, Embry jumped up and gave me a manly bro-hug. Suddenly this lady came out of the room and turned towards us. On the right side of her face had three lines of scars whilst the other side looked perfectly normal. She looked at me and smiled,

"Jacob right?" Instantly, I didn't like her. I do not know what influenced me to hate her but from those two words, her annoying voice made me cringe. It was like fate was telling me not to like her. It's probably the fact since I've always liked the Clearwater's and her making Leah go bitter didn't sit well with me. I nodded stiffly at her, "welcome to the family," pffft. Why the hell are you part of 'the family,' I mean. You aren't a werewolf, you're just a fricken' imprint! "Did you guys call Sam?" Embry nodded.

"Yeah, when I phased back I called Sam and told him about Jake here," Embry said.

"Oh guys, I need to call Bella. She said that I was looking a little woozy on the way back home," I said. Everyone shook their heads at me. Paul was the one who answered this time.

"Jacob. You're a little volatile now and Sam's order's that you're not allowed to talk to humans since its dangerous," I mouthed what the fuck?

"Uh. You can't tell me what I can and can't do. I'm going to talk to Bella, besides, she's my best friend," I said. Paul rolled his eyes.

"She dated a motherfucking leech," he said.

"Language," Emily scolded. Bitch.

"So? He's gone now, besides, she needs my help to heal," I said.

"Pfft. Yeah right, if he comes back right now, I bet she would run straight back to him without even saying anything to you in the first place," I had to agree. Bella would do that, I mean. I know she's not that mean, but it's just obvious that she would do that, she is a bit too dependent on him. I then heard a big howl in the woods that shook my down to my core... in a pleasurable feeling. Weird.

"Sam's back," Jared said. Instantly the door opened and... sheesh. In came in this hunk of a man, he looked straight into my eyes and I swear... I've never hated anyone more than Emily Young than this moment.

Fucking Imprint's Imprint!

Haha. I love that. Fucking Imprint's... Imprint. XD