Summary: It's the old story: Draco wants Hermione, Hermione doesn't want Draco. Or does she? And somehow a muggle postman comes into the picture.
Perfect for coffee breaks. Enjoy!
There will be updates daily or every other day, depending on the reviews :)
The first two chapters are up.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine, all publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of JKR. The title and some references are also not mine, they are from Return to sender by Elvis Presley.
My beta was Julianna Edwards, who did a wonderful job, thank you!
Chapter 1: Being a postman is no easy life
Post office, 22th June
One of the Royal Mail's colleagues, a certain Matthew Morris, was very pissed off.
He sorted and sent thousands of letters per week, and he was very proud of his good record.
For some days now, however, there had been a letter which frustrated him to his wit's end. It was not the letter itself, but the address and the sender who just couldn't accept that this address did not exist.
For the fourth time he grabbed the postmark and pressed it on the letter: Return to sender. Then he took a pen and marked the box "No such number and/or zone" with an "x".
He sighed and prayed that, whoever this persistent sender was, he or she would finally understand that there was no sense in making his life harder or his clean record black.
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