I just randomly got this idea into my head, so I decided to write it down. Apologies to haters. Based off the fanfictions where everybody gets drunk and berserk, but the pairings might not be to your liking.
Disclaimer- Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail.
It was one of those nights at the guild where everybody was particularly bored for one reason or another.
And nobody likes it when that happens.
Down at the bar, Mirajane, who was currently standing behind the bar drying off a glass with a dishrag, decided that it was time to spice things up as she looked around at everybody, and her matchmaking skills suddenly kicked in. She inwardly chuckled. After all, the guild was unusually quiet today, so it wouldn't hurt to let everybody have some fun, right...?
Her thoughts were interrupted when a certain blonde Celestial mage made her way over to the bar and occupied a seat, groaning tiredly. She turned to look the newcomer's way. "Oh hi there Lucy! What's the matter?" she asked as she decided that the glass was clean enough and set it down, along with the dishcloth.
"Oh, it's nothing really, Mira. It's just that... it's so abnormally quiet in here today," Lucy replied somewhat casually, nodding in thanks as the white-haired bartender set down a strawberry smoothie in front of her. "Is there something wrong? It's just weird."
Mira nodded in silent agreement. Figuring she could give the little idea in her head a try, she piped up, "Well, then, why don't we play a game? Maybe it could, you know, spice things up a bit here!"
"Oh yeah?" Lucy tilted her head slightly, contemplating the idea. "What game?"
"It's not gonna be complicated or anything, just Truth or Dare, maybe?"
"Oh... Sure then, I guess?" the blonde shrugged, not really bothering to contemplate much about the outcome. As long as the odd mood in the guild hall was gone.
Mira giggled slightly. "Okay, so-" she started, leaning on the counter top, but was cut off as a figure dashed in through the guild doors and bounded straight at Lucy.
"Hey Luce! Did you see that dork of an ice stripper? Oh, and, by the way, what game? Is it fun?" a certain salmon-haired dragon slayer shouted, garnering the attention of a couple of other mages sitting around the guild.
Lucy sighed. "Natsu, I thought you'd be the one who'd most likely know where Gray would be, since you always start fights. Oh, um, game...?" She turned to Mira, who nodded, before turning back to Natsu, who seemed slightly confused by the little exchange.
"Well, it's just Truth or Dare, I guess, because it's kinda dull around here right now," she explained simply. The fire dragon slayer's face lit up. "Cool! A game!" he cheered, obviously not exactly listening to her last sentence. "Can I play? I'm so gonna win!"
"Natsu..." Lucy sighed. "It's not a win-lose game-"
"Can I? Can I? Can I?" Still, he couldn't care less. He just wanted to win, and prove to Gray that he was better than him at games as well. Even though he had barely listened to Lucy explain what game.
"Okay, but no backing out then," Mira insisted, smiling somewhat cheekily.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever!" Natsu threw his arm around Lucy's shoulders, causing Mira to stifle a giggle.
"Promise?"
"Oh c'mon, are we gonna play or not? What's up with this promise-y thingy?" Natsu furrowed his brows.
"Alright, alright, so-" Mira restarted, but was interrupted yet again by another noisy newcomer. Somehow, this ice alchemist magically appeared next to them who-knows-when.
"A game that the flame brain's gonna participate in? I'm gonna win against him! Count me in!" Gray announced loudly, sitting down on the stool next to his blonde nakama's at the bar. Mira smiled, and decided against telling him what would happen. Obviously he wouldn't listen.
She grinned as someone else joined the small groupie that was forming at the bar. "Juvia will not let Gray-sama be in a game with Love Rival alone! Juvia will join whatever Gray-sama joins!" the water manipulator cried, wrapping her arms around Gray, who started nervously unbuttoning the top few buttons of his shirt.
"Wow you guys, what's going on over here?" a petite bookworm curiously edged her way over to where the commotion was brewing. "It's kinda loud."
"Oh hey, Levy!" Lucy welcomed her best friend. "A game."
"Really? If you're gonna play, then I guess there's no harm in trying, right, Lu-chan?" Levy smiled back innocently. Mira giggled. "Alright! The more the merrier!"
Before she could repeat what she had repeated almost thrice already, another two voices called out from across the guild hall. "Le-vy!"
The said blunette turned around, sighing, only to find her two fellow Shadow Gear members rushing towards her from across the guild hall. "Hey Levy, you wanna go on a mission with us?" Jet asked, Droy right behind him.
"Sorry guys," Levy replied apologetically, "but I'm gonna play a game with Lu-chan! I guess you guys could play if you wanted to, right Mira?" She turned to the takeover mage, who, of course, nodded enthusiastically. "The more the merrier!"
"Yay!" the two guys fell over at the thought of being with Levy, who sighed and turned away from the two.
"Hmmmmm? What's this little fuss all about, hmmmm?" Cana casually slid over to the bar where everyone was, still clutching her precious barrel, her cheeks tinged red due to the amount of alcohol that she had already consumed. "A game, huh? That goes great with a barrel of booze, so count me in, you guys!"
"What's goin' on here, Cana? What're these guys doing here?" Macao then made his way over, with Wakaba following shortly. "Whatever it is, I'm in. I've got a feeling that tonight's gonna be quiet, and we need some racket over here." Mira sighed lightly, not even bothering to start yet.
"Did I hear something about a game? Does it involve shooting?" Bisca interjected out of nowhere.
"No, Bisca... It's-" Lucy started, but her idiotic salmon-haired douche of a partner cut her off once more.
"Who cares?! Does it even matter? All you should care about is having fun, while I kick the ice stripper's frozen ass!" he cheered, whooping as he threw his arms into the air and danced around.
"Oh, alright, alright... Hey Al, wanna join?" Bisca shrugged before turning to her crush, who absentmindedly nodded as he polished his latest requip gun.
Elfman then popped up out of nowhere. "It's manly to join in Mira's game!" he proclaimed audibly, raising his fist in the air, causing Evergreen to make a miffed face. "Oh, shut up! How loud can you get?"
"Alright, you guys, how about we just announce this to everybody in the guild instead of sitting around here?" Mira suggested, in which everybody spoke their agreement and scattered from the bar area, leaving only the select few still sitting there, comfortable with the locations they'd found themselves in.
Soon enough, everybody- well, almost- was seated in the middle of the guild hall in a shape that represented an extremely lopsided circle, all spread out, sitting atop the tables, counter tops, and chairs. "Alright, you guys!" Mira clapped her hands together excitedly. "Okay, so- oh hey, Gajeel, why don't you join? You too, Lily."
Everyone turned to Gajeel, who was sulking in his dark little corner of the guild. He snorted. "No thanks, I ain't joining in on some stupid little game!"
"Aw, c'mon Gajeel, you aren't scared, are you? Even Mr. Icy Pussy Pants here decided to join in!" Natsu declared, receiving a shove and an insult from said person, before another mini brawl started and everybody sweat dropped.
"Yeah Gajeel, it'll be fun..." Levy trailed off and looked away, blushing slightly, causing Gajeel to make a face. Maybe Elfman wasn't kidding when he said that men were weak to womanly wiles. Not that he'd ever admit that. He growled.
"Fine, shrimp, only because it'll shut your yappin'."
"Hey!" Levy let out an indignant shriek, while Lucy giggled and elbowed her blue-haired best friend in the ribs, raising her eyebrows with a smirk, causing her to blush lightly.
"Okay, you guys, before we start, there are a few rules we need to go over," Mirajane beamed. "Number one! You can't back out of this game no matter what!"
A few hushed murmurs spread throughout the guild hall, but no one rejected the idea.
"Number two! You must do whatever we tell you to do when it's you're chosen to perform a task! Otherwise, you'll get some kind of penalty! Got it?"
"What about shots?" Cana interjected, raising a glass. "If you don't tell the truth or you don't do the dare, you have to take a shot!"
"... Okay! Great idea!" Mira beamed once more.
Lucy sighed. "I can tell this is gonna get messy really quickly."
"I agree," Gray muttered.
"Number three! Um... I don't know, just make it up as it goes, okay? Okay, now, let's get the game started!" Mira cheered, not even bothering to wait for an answer.
This was a very random fic, like I've told you before. If you like it, PLEASE tell me, then I'll continue it. ^^ and please tell me what pairings you want. Personally, I really like RoLu, but I doubt a lot of people like that. :( if you want, I can also make the Twin Dragon Slayers come join the game or something, along with Crime Sorciere and all.