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Within a darkened and laser-fortified room, lies a light illuminating a small computer chip. A chip owned by the Cluster. Slinking, slunking, and schlurping his way through, Drew managed to get past the motion lasers, and grab the chip. However, the alarm went off, as the lights shot awake.

Smytus walks up in the light, surrounded by a gang of Cluster Roach Drones. He smirked triumphantly, "Caught in my trap again, eh, Abomination?"

Drew sighed, "It's just another one of those days."

KA-Boom!

An explosion rocked the tower to where the room was located. And out of the window was Drew, still holding onto the chip, and morphing a pair of hanglider wings on his back, along with techno-organic jet pack ports on his shoulder blades. He shot out of there… and freeze framed on the scene.

Two figures are watching Drew's latest exploits, a male figure sitting in a chair turned to a female shadow. "Bring him in."


Back on Earth, Drew's about to go to Tremorton High, until a girl called out to him. "Mr. Andrew Nabholtz?" Drew turned to see a very attractive pink-haired girl in a sixties getup, as she waved to him, "Hello. Agent Xero of the Modifyers." Her face then turned serious, as she advised, "You're gonna have to come with me."

Drew shrugged, hiding his hand behind him as it morphed into his EP blaster. "Oh, well, in that case… Plasma Limb!" and drew out his arm, as he fired at the girl. However, she was prepared, as she pulled out an electro-plasma disrupter, dissipating the blast.

She then pulled out a stick of lipstick, as she walked towards Drew, "You know, if you're gonna announce your attacks, do it after you attack." She then opened her lipstick and pointed it to Drew, "For example…" and out it fired from it two taser lines, and once they made contact, a stunned and shocked Drew was jumping and dancing around erratically, until he slumped into a puddle of nano goo.

Once down, Agent Xero cheerfully announced, "Lipstick Taser."

Tuck passed around the corner, and stopped as he went bug-eyed, as he saw Xero, and a little robot, shuffle Drew into the back of what appeared to be a phonebooth rocket ship. "Drew!" Tucker shouted, as he raced towards the pink-haired girl and her robot. Only he got tazed as well.

Far across the universe, Drew and Tuck were being taken by the girl and robot, who was called Mole, to a smoky planet far in the system. Once they broke through the atmosphere, the clouds dissipated, to reveal it as a sixties London, England like world.

"A new threat's involved our world," a male voice spoke out. "We the Modifyers are responsible to ensure our world's safety from Evil."

The ship makes way to a giant blimp fortress in the sky.

"This enemy's a robot, a Cluster Robot."

Xero, Mole, and Tucker step out, as she pulls out a remote.

"We need your help, Drew."

She pushes the button, and Drew plops out like a blob on the ground, and reforms. But he stretches out his left leg, as he groans, "Argh! Pins and needles. And I'm not even human anymore."

A man with white hair slicked back, and at a desk, introduces himself, "I am the director of the Modifyers: Katz."

Tuck raised an eyebrow, and asked, "But isn't Katz a woman's name?"

Drew pulled him close, and whispered, "Leave him alone, Tuck. They just kidnapped and tazzed us."


A Side Story to MLaaTR Cluster Wars

"The suspect is an abley named gentleman working along with our own villains," Katz explained as the screen shifted to a pale fellow in a violet getup, "The villain known as Baron Vain."

The pale man, Baron Vain, shouts out to his minions, "THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I HATE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD…" and calmed a bit as he thought aloud, "… except the sunlight and country music…"

"The ably-named… Gold Digits."

A robot designed as a 70s guy in a getup, with golden fingers, appears above a balcony in a club, and cheers on, "I'm from Holland 5! Eezen't dat vierd!"


It'll Take 2 to Take this On

"Guess what?" Xero said to Drew, trying his human disguise, "I'll be your partner. Yayyy!"

"What?!" both Tuck and Drew shouted out.

"I know," Mole agreed. "I was just as shocked as you were."


MLaaTR CW: The Bot Who Modifyed the Situation

Baron Vain's hideout shakes, as Rat asked, "What's goin' on?"

Stepping in, a hulking robot designed as a Scotsman, secretly Drew, stomps in, shaking the place. He stops as Baron Vain, accompanied by Gold-Digits, Rat, and a disguised Xero now as Lacey Shadows, behold this monstrosity, as the Baron announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen and robots, I give you Gold-Digits' newest hitman: Fat Botard."

Botard shouts out, "FIRST THINGS FIRST: WHERE'S THE DUMPSTER? I've gotta grease head pokin' out!"

Baron Vain mumbles, "Charming."

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