Author's Note: Hello and welcome to my first fanfiction. I know it's kind of odd to do one on a YouTube channel that no one's probably ever heard of, but I just like there channel a lot and I wanted to make a fanfiction for a very long time. So here it is, also I'm hoping to make this fanfic at least 30 chapters long.
It was a beautiful day at the home of Dapps, he was in his living room reading the special limited edition version of 50 shades of memes. When all of the sudden he heard a loud pounding at the door.
"I.D.P.D. OPEN UP ASSHOLE!" The person outside screeched.
His face then grew with horror knowing who it was outside. Of course it was the I.D.P.D, they've been after Dapps ever since he went to their station and said fuck the popo. Of course they did not take it well, so they retaliated by trying to kill his ass for the past 2 months. Dapps then started to panic because he didn't know what to do in this situation. So the only thing he could think of to do is to just run down to the cellar and pray to Gaben that the popo wouldn't get him. He then heard the door brake down as he heard her voice. The voice of the I.D.P.D the Captain. He knew he was fucked now knowing that she herself decided to come all this way to kick Dapps ass. He just prayed to Gaben that she wasn't wearing her beautiful Flaming Team Captain. But he then thought of an idea. He thought of just going thought the basement window. He then did so and ran as fast as he could to the local BP, just then he had the munchies for some funions. But he had just realized that he left his wallet back at his house, but just as he was about to go back, he noticed his whole house was gone.
He then realized that he still had his lunch moni, which was enough to buy at least some old mountain dew. He then took one of the thousands of Mountain Dew's and went up to the cash register. He then quickly realized he was face-to-face with the legend himself. Bill Cosby. Dapps face then grew with glee seeing the man himself. "Cococajo, that'll be $4.20, bop" The legend said in all his glory. Dapps then proceeded to give him all the lunch moni that was in his pockets. "Thank you little boy, now get the zim-zam outta here before I turn you into Jell-O Pudding." He said. Dapps then proceeded to walk out with memes in his hands. As he was walking out he proceeded to drink the Dew before he threw up blood, because there were thousands of mini razor blades hidden inside. Dapps remembered that his house was still gone, so he decided to see if he could stay at he can stay at anyone else's house.
So he did the only thing he could do, go on a tedious walk to the other's houses. The first house he went to was Super's house, but half way there he then realized that Supers been dead since Nam. "Goddamn that boy was always wanting to be a hero." Dapps said under his breath. H then went to the next house who belonged to Derby. He then proceeded to knock on the door and then proceeded to get an answer. "Hello?" Derby opened the door to be greeted with Dapps giving him the worlds' longest stare down. "Ok listen here your ass, I need a place to stay at because my house disappeared and the popo is on me ass." "*sign* fine, you can stay here, but only until your shit gets back together." Derby replied. Dapps then proceeded to enter his house before being greeted by a regular mundane looking house. "Wow, this place looks generic as hell." Dapps said. "SHUT UP CYKA!" Derby responded.
Dapps then decided to take another look around his house before he noticed that his closet door was slightly opened ajar. Dapps then proceeded to ask what the deal with the closet was. "Oh, don't worry about it it's nothing important." Derby replied as he started to slightly shake. Dapps then proceeded to open the closet door as humanely fast as possible. As Derby looked in horror Dapps looked inside the closet to reveal a shine to some homestuck character. "What the fuck is this?" Dapps said sounding star struck. "FUK YOU, DON'T TOUCH MY CLOSET AGAIN!" Derby yelled then proceeding to grab the body pillow that was in the closet as he ran off crying. Dapps was weirded out by this and decided to just set up his stuff so he can get thought this crazy day faster.
Meanwhile at Midnight's house.
"Jesus, after nine years in development hopefully it will have been worth the weight…" He said to himself. "Hopefully I can get this fully working, and then proceed to work on reincarnating Super back from the dead, so he can give the living haircuts." He then proceeded to walk away. As he was going to grab some good old' fashioned Shaq energy drink, the creation he was working on suddenly turned on. "Wait, what the hell! You shouldn't be turned on now!" Midnight said as he began to freak out. The machine he was working then reveled to be a robot made entirely out of old I.D.P.D. armor. Before Midnight could do anything else, the robot then threw Midnight to the wall as it proceeded to run out of the house to the outdoors. Midnight started coughing up blood, due to the fact that he was chucked at the wall like a football. Then everything proceeded to go black.
{Well thanks for reading the first chapter of my fanfiction I hope you guys enjoyed it and I promise to make the second chapter longer bye~}