Squidward the snowman
A songfic to the tune of frosty the snowman
Squidward the snowman/ was grumpy and old/ with neighbors who kept throwing at him snowballs that we so cold/ squidward the snowman was the meanest one they say/ 'cause he always said in a grumpy way stay off my lawn today/
One day he ran a red light/ and hit a traffic cop/ and he didn't even pause a moment when they all hollered "STOP!"
Oh squidward the snowman/ had to go on his way/ and every one in town was saying "YAY!"/ thumpity thump thump/ thumpity thump thump/ look at squidward go/ thumpity thump thump/ thumpity thump thump/ over the hills of snow.