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Kiss Me, Kick Me

RetroFangs

Chapitre Un:Comment est le parti ?

I grinned widely as I walked upon the trashing bodies and pulsing music. There was one good thing about moving to Ipswich and this was surely it. For one, who was I to deny a good party, and two, I was sure sooner or later the cops were gonna come, and I was getting pumped just thinking about toying with those pigs. Laughing at the thought, I came to the spot where people were handing out drinks, and snagged a red plastic cup full of a bluish green liquid that smelled like candy.

Taking a few sips, I licked my lips at the tangy sweet taste. After the taste disappeared a pleasant burning spread through my body and filled me with adrenaline. Gazing around the party I looked around for some sort of entertainment, which seemed near impossible over the mass of dancing bodies, but my eyes locked on a long forgotten head of blonde hair. Why was my old friend Sarah in a place like this? Last time I had seen her we had both been introduced to the world of puberty and girly crushes. After that I moved away and we lost contact.

I watched as she awkwardly talked to a group of guys which were to my eyes pretty hot. There was a tall long haired guy but his arms were wrapped possessively around a mocha skinned girl and I knew he was out of the question. Next to him there was an extremely hot blond, and A tall muscular raven stood next to him, and last but not least a very shy looking brunette. I smirked at the obvious infatuation Sarah had for the muscular one. Looks, like I could get that blond after all.

Grinning widely I started over to the group. On the way though I decided to play this off as a surprise reunion with her, not to let them know I was staring quite intently. Walking past slowly I 'accidentally' bumped into Sarah and turned to apologize just as she turned to me. "Oh God I'm sorr- Sarah! Oh my God It's been years!" I watched as her calm face turned to surprise and then excitement.

"Lacey? Lacey Lestat! No way, what are you doing here! Shoot, last time I saw you we were just staring seventh grade!" She pulled me into a fierce hug which I returned just as emotionally.

"I know! Shit, I never thought I'd see you here! Yeah, I'm here on special circumstances. Folks back in Virginia didn't take well to me being arrested so they sent me hear on parole." Sarah pulled back and stared at me.

"What the hell Lacey! I though I told you no more joy riding!" She was glaring at me now and I shook my hands in front of my face to show peace.

"No, no, It wasn't like that at all. Okay so maybe a part of it was, but the other part was solely based on too much alcohol. I ended up flashing the cops and then speeding off in a wild cop chase that ended up with my car plummeting off a bridge and me hand cuffed the hood of a police car." Sarah gasped and smacked my shoulder.

"What the hell Lacey, you're lucky not to be in jail right now!" I just smiled and leaned on her shoulder. She flinched away from me. "And you've been drinking! God you have a problem." I just grinned again. It might have seemed like she was mad at me but I knew deep down she was laughing her ass off.

"So you gonna introduce me to your friends or what? I'm sure after this interesting conversation they might think I'm some ex-convict or something." She raised am eyebrow at me and I pulled close to whisper in her ear. "I saw you getting into that muscular guy right there, but I just want Blondie." She giggled before pulling back from me.

"Sure, But I'll just introduce you to Kate, she can take the rest from there." She turned me towards the Mocha skinned girl. "Lacey this is Kate, Kate this is Lacey. Don't worry about what she just said though. She's got to be the most awesome person you've ever been around." I 'awed' at her statement and she just pinched me.

"Hey Lacey, it's nice to meet you." She held out her hand and I shook it.

"Pleasure's mine. Trust me." The last of my sentence came out in a seductive purr and she just blushed before turned back to her boyfriend while I grinned impishly. "So who are these dashing young gentlemen?" I said gesturing towards the hotties before me.

Kate coughed before pointing to the guy behind her. "This is Pouge Parry my boyfriend. Tyler Simms, Caleb Danvers and Reid-"

"Garwin, Reid Garwin." The blonde cut in before Kate could finish. He stuck his hand out and I took it gently. "Good evening, and might I add you look most beautiful tonight."

I laughed. "Well You don't look so bad yourself Blondie. It's nice to meet you guys." I said dropping his hand. "Who knew moving here for punishment, would end me up with hot guys and my best friend." I said shrugging and smiling at Sarah. She just shook her head as the rest of them chuckled. I gave a saucy wink towards Blondie before my vision was cut off by a frizzy redhead.

"Hey Caleb, how was your summer?" I narrowed my eyes at this girl. As if she couldn't be anymore rude.

"Um." Was all he said as he looked back at Sarah, which in turn caused the redhead to look back at what he was staring at. A forced grin found it's way on her face as she looked over my friend.

"Oh, Kira." She said with an arrogant smirk.

Sarah hesitated for a second. "Sarah."

"Oh right from the Boston Public. Tell me how does one go about getting into Spencer from the Public?" Her smirk widened as Sarah looked offended and before Caleb could interject his two cents I stepped up behind the annoying frizz ball, tapping her on the shoulder. She turned to me with a glare and a scowl. "Can I help you?"

I gave her my own glare. "Sorry, to bother you, but did I just here you insult my friend here? 'Cause if you did I'm going to have to ask you to apologize." She narrowed her eyes into slits.

"Oh really. And what's a slut like you going to do about it if I don't." She added the slut comment when she looked over my clothes., which happened to be a black bikini top, tight leather pants, white knee high boots, and fingerless gloves. My eyes widened and my face took on false awe.

"No way, If I'm a slut then you must a be a prostitute. Tell me, how does it feel to have a vagina the size of a beach ball? Not to mention the array of diseases you must have. Wow, and I never though I'd see the day when I finally met one of you!" I was jumping up in down in false glee by the time I was done, and her face had taken on a furious red before one of her hands managed to evade my attention and slam palm first into my cheek causing me to bite my lip, drawing blood. I stayed like that for a minutes, my face turned to the side and my hair shielding my eyes. Reaching up I touched a finger to my lips before bringing it back and staring at the dark red liquid before me.

Moving to look back at her again I balled a hand into a fist and cracked the knuckles slowly. "Bad move Princess." Before I pulled back and slammed my first into her face delighting in the feel of something snapping beneath me. I grinned darkly as she fell to the ground clutching her face before glaring at me. "What, want some more? Because I will beat your ass."

"You fucking whore, I hope you die along with your slutty ass friend from the public!" I growled and started to swing my body towards her to start beating the shit out of her frizzy head but a strong gloved hand wrapped around one of my wrists and another around my waist. I struggled against whoever was holding while I tried getting to the red headed slut before I gave up.

"You're lucky He's holding my back your fucking redheaded bitch. Or I swear I would hospitalize your fucking ass. Mess with me or my friends again I swear I'll fuck you up!" She just sneered and I knew she was about to say something before a guy with curl brown hair and an even more arrogant attitude than the slut herself, came up in front of me and the rest of the group.

I heard Caleb stand next to Sarah. "Got a problem Aaron?" He said placing his hand gently on her shoulders.

The curly haired guy sneered. "Yeah, I think I do Danvers. How about you keep your sluts in control." He sneered again looking at me.

"You want some too you sleazy Fucker? I'll fuck you up just as bad!" I was struggling again and the guy before me just smirked.

"I'll happen you know I'd rather fuck you up." I made a retching sound before spitting on his shoes.

"Like I'd even want you to breath in the same space as me you pussy faggot!" I snarled at him, and he frowned before stalking towards me.

"You bitch. I think I ought to teach you a lesson right here right now." I felt whoever was holding me tense before once again my vision was cut off this time by a guy with spiky hazel hair.

"Whoa, whoa." He then turned to look at Kira. "I think it's be better if you kept your slut in line first." I grinned. I was already starting to like this guy. It was quiet for a few seconds before the sudden feeling of air shifting froze me in place and the guy before Aaron started hurling a load out. I grimaced outwardly but inwardly I was panicking. Since when could someone besides me use?

Before I could let my mind freak anymore the DJ decided to cut in his announcement. "Guys, Listen Dylan just called, he said he saw three cop cars heading down Old Dell road!" I smiled at the obvious distraction, and took the chance to look up at whoever was holding me. Locking eye with Blondie's Ice blue one's, I was shocked as a sharp burning need curled in my abdomen. Oh what I wouldn't give to just kiss those lips. But then the thought of having even more fun came to mind and I smirked.

"You know Blondie as much as I would love to stay in your arms. I think We'd better get before the cops crash this place and We're all locked up in a steel cell for the night. Ne?" I watched as he smirked before he released me very slowly, being sure to ghost his fingers across my bare flesh. Feeling the burn again I ignored it before I yelled over to Sarah.

"I've got something to do real quick, if I'm not back by the time you have to leave just go, I'll catch you later!" She whipped her head over to me.

"Wait where are you going, and how'll you get back?!"

I grinned impishly again. "Don't worry about it. I'm going to have my own sort of fun. And I'll walk if I have to!" I moved away before she could think about grabbing me and she scowled at her failed attempt before yelling at me again.

"It better not be anything illegal Lacey I swear to you!" She glared at me.

I laughed. "It's not!" I said before running towards the woods. Just before I was out of hearing distance I shouted back to her. "ENTIRELY!" I couldn't make out what she yelled back over my laughter, before running though the tree and past other running partygoers.

Dodging past everyone I came to an empty clearing with a box stationed in the middle. Running over to it I began setting up my fun for the evening and by the time I was down, I could hear the cops getting closer. Grinning madly I started back towards I was sure there was still a car left.

Sure enough there was a forest green hummer with none other than Blondie and his friends inside. Running up to the car, just as it was about to pull out I knocked on the window. I rolled down and I came face to face with Tyler. "Hey mind If I snag a ride?"

A chorus of 'Yeah's ' and a 'Hurry Up' and I was pulled arm first into the Hummer by Tyler and was currently stretched across him with my head in Blondes lap. "Well, I don't think I mind this position too much, how bout you Blondie?" He just shifted slightly and I barked a laugh before maneuvering to where I was sitting on Tyler's lap. "Don't worry babe, I'll only be here for a few, I just need to get my bearings before trying to ease to the back." He just nodded and Blondie punched on the car, wheeling the car out of the woods and onto a dark dirt road. I laughed as the sirens blared behind us. Shifting once more I climbed in between the front seats all the while knowing Blondie was staring at my ass before I swung gracefully into the window seat behind Blondie himself.

Turning to Caleb I smiled and patted his shoulder. "Hi buddy, what brings you back to this nice backseat on this wonderful night?"

He raised an eyebrow. "Um, the cops?"

I nodded with the answer and then got serious. "You know Sarah digs you right?" I laughed at his surprised expression.

"You don't really know that?" He asked me. I gave him the 'C'mon' look.

"Look, everyone in here sees it but you. Plus she non-verbally agreed to it when I told her Blondie was hot." I was dead serious. He just looked thoughtful before grabbed his shoulder roughly. "I'm warning you Caleb. You hurt her, and I hurt you, got it?" He nodded. "Good, then we have no problems."

I heard Blondie laugh up in the front. "So you think I'm hot then?" I sighed.

"Blondie. You know your hot. I know your hot. And I know that you know that I know you know that I think your hot. So let's not play games then." I took a second for everyone else but me and Blondie to digest and understand that sentence and pretty soon they all started laughing. I rolled my eyes and then focused on where we were driving for a second. In the distance behind us I could see the tell tale lights of a cop car, and I grinned. "You guys want to have some slightly illegal fun. I swear to God, I won't get you caught, and if I get caught it's not like I'm giving out names."

I saw Blondie look back at Caleb, and right then and there I knew he was the leader of their friend circle. The serious one. Turning to him I grinned. "Do this for me Caleb, and I swear I'll hook you up with Sarah." He looked thoughtful before He turned directly to me.

"You swear we won't go to jail? And that you'll hook us up?" I laughed as I hugged him.

"I swear ,and I'll even spit in my hand and shake on it! You're the best! You know how to make an evening fun!" Laughing again I leaned up to brushed my lips to Blondie's ear. "So this is what I'm gonna need you to do. You see that small almost non-existent road covered by bushes and shit. I want you to drive this baby in there and park until I give the signal. Trust me You'll have perfect viewable access to what I'm gonna do." I whispered the last sentence to him and flicked my tongue across the small silver loops in his ear. I grinned as he tensed slightly before parking in the trees like I said.

"Alright so this is how I'm gonna do it. I'm going to do something to distract the cops and while they're after me I'm going to do a double back, have my short fun that I was doing earlier, and then while they're off our tail I'll come back and we can drive off safely. Sound good?" They all stared at me and Blondie and Tyler even took the time to turn in their seats to stare at me. "What?"

"Where did you learn to do all this. I mean running from the cops and stuff wise?" I grinned.

"I've robbed a couple of banks before." I said seriously my face blank. They all stared and Caleb shifted away slightly. After a few more staring contest I laughed. "Kidding. God you guys are gullible." I laughed again before opening my door and slipped out. Walking up to Blondie's open window I grinned. "I'm sure You'll enjoy this." I said before walking out into the road and standing waiting for the cop car to show. When it was close enough to see the driver I grinned mischievously before grabbing the edge of my top and pulling it up sharply before pulling it back down and smacking my ass while waving to the cops. I then dashed down the road a little ways away from my stunt.

Keeping the image of Blondie's possible face at this moment in my head, I let the thought take control causing me to speed up and when I was far enough from the couple I let a cool sensation run over my body and over eyes as I concentrated the sensation down the my legs allowing me to move even faster and when the cops couldn't see me anymore I walked into the trees and snagged a rope before pulling harshly. There were a series of snapping sound before a line of sparking flickers came to life and then a series of loud whistling sound shot off into the sky before exploding into and array of colors a few miles from where I was. Grinning I ran back to the clearing from earlier and grabbed a bottle from the box before kicking it aside and running back to the hummer, this time though the trees as to not get caught.

Finally breaking through the trees I waved at the guy as the signal for them to drive out of their parking spot and I jumped in as it stopped next to me. I held up a hand before they could talk. "No questions, We're not out of the fire yet boys, now Blondie, I want you to drive up here and hit the highway, then you can talk." I then took in deep shallow breaths before leaning against the window.

After about ten minutes of silence, we finally got back to the highway and I peeled open my eyes to take in the sight of all three non busy boys turned to me. I even spotted Blondie's eyes occasionally peeking into the rearview but from the way they were squinted I could tell he was smirking at me. "Yes?" I said raising an eyebrow. Pouge laughed, while Tyler blushed and Caleb shook his head.

"You've got to be the craziest girl I've ever known. Only you would flash a cop car in front of a car full of guys hyped up on party adrenaline. And this is all that I've gathered after knowing you for only a few hours!" I laughed at Caleb.

"What can I say. It was the first thing that popped up in my mind as a way to distract the cops. I can't say that it wasn't fun though. These are nice Taa Taa's and I'm just showing the world how great they are. By the way, did you see my pretty light show? I got a souvenir!" They just shook their heads laughing. I then pulled out my bottle which happened to be that same bluish green stuff I had swiped from the party earlier.

Blondie laughed up in the front. "Alright!" I shook my head.

"No, No, No, Blondie. This baby is saved for a special occasion sometime in the future, which we'll all know when it comes, and then we'll all get smashed while dragging Sarah and Kate in since she'll be going out with Caleb by then. I did promise after all." I watched him pout and I laughed. "You'll have to do better than that. I own at puppy eyes and pouts. And probably flashing. But, we'll save that for a later time. Oh yeah! Don't tell Sarah about this. She'd kick my ass. And She's scary when she's really mad at you."

He just pouted more and I grinned.

Uh me so horny, uh uh so, so horny, Uh me so horny, me love you long time! I was dancing to my ring tone as my phone went off and also at the fact that Tyler had blushed again. Reading the Caller Id I raised an eyebrow at the unfamiliar number. Flipping my phone open I set it to speaker and Answered. "Hello?"

"Wow, the dork answered for once. How strange town handling you?" I laughed at the feminine voice coming from the other side.

"Already flashed a cop. What phone are you calling from Peony?" I smirked at Blondie again as we locked as via Rear view.

Peony sighed over the phone and I laughed. "Already. You know that's the reson why you got sent down there in the first place. I honestly don't see what the big deal is about showing off your-" She hesitated for a minutes and I mouthed the words 'Prude' to the car. "Breasts. It's just more people getting to see you naked. Think of how your boyfriend's feel if you had one."

"Well, it's a good thing I'm single for the moment then isn't it? Besides, you've never flashed anyone so you wouldn't know how it feels would you babe. I bet you're even blushing just thinking about it right now aren't you Babe." I laughed as she squeaked and the Reid snickered with Pouge.

"What does it matter if I'm blushing or not. I seem to have common sense rather than the gutter you call a mind. You could make a deaf blind man blush. And don't talk to me like that. You know we're not lesbian and it feels wrong when you talk like one." I bit my lip.

"Peony. You know you like it when I talk dirty to you. And even though you might not be lesbian, you don't really no for sure if I could be a super freak or what. For all you know I could be into you right now. You know I'll be waiting to take you back to me room tonight and have my wicked way with you love." She squeaked again and I rested my head on Blondie's shoulder while I talked.

"Lacey! Stop! Besides you're all the way in strange town and You like Sausagetoo much to be a Taco Lover."

"Babe, there's other ways to enjoy myself. Phone sex is one. I don't have to be there in person to touch myself while talking to you." I waved my hands at Tyler Caleb and Pouge whose eyes looked as though they might pop out of their heads. I mouthed the words 'Just kidding' over to them. They seemed to relax after that.

"Urgh! Sorry I called you!" Was all she said before the line went dead. As soon as I shut my phone Blondie looked over at me.

"You're such a freaky girl. I'll have to remember that later." Her smirked at me slyly and I winked.

"So you think there'll be a later. Wow, aren't you arrogant." I laughed as he pouted again. The rest of the ride just eased into comfortable silence and the next thing I knew I was out like a light.

I awoke a bit later to the feeling of being shuffled around, and then the warmth of the car was gone and replaced by a new, and much warmer feeling that I was surrounded in. I yawned before opening my eyes and groggily taking in the handsome figure of Blondie carrying me into the dorm building. My head was currently nestled in the crook of his neck and his arms supported my back and behind my knees. I inhaled his scent slowly taking in the spicy earthy smell and once more the burning need coiled tighter in my lower abdomen. I exhaled just as slow, delighting in the way a small shiver ran through him and he turned down to look at me.

"You weren't thinking of kidnapping me were you Blondie." He grinned, his blue eyes dancing with a strange sparkle.

"Damn and here I was hoping you wouldn't wake up so I could keep you in my arms all night." I stuck my tongue out at him, and laughed as he pouted again.

"Well Blondie, I don't really think your pick-up lines will work on this fine broad, but I'll give you points for being sweet anyway. Now if you'd please, no matter how much I'd rather submit to your request, I do have to get up and ready in time for school tomorrow. God knows how hard it is to roll out of bed in the morning." He just laughed.

"You gonna tell me where to go Miss Freaky, or do I really have to stow away with you?" I laughed and tapped his mouth once, to which he just took hold of my finger with his teeth, all the while sweeping his tongue suggestively across the tip. I bit my lip to hold back a moan at the feel of his tongue. My mind already had images of Blondie's tongue in other places and I subconsciously rubbed my legs together to ease the burning. The coil was back once more and this time with a vengeance. I groaned and pulled my hand back.

"Turn right and then go all the way to the end. My door's the last one on the left." I was getting sleepy again and Blondie's scent wasn't helping. I nestled further into his neck and sighed as he followed my directions. To soon we were at my door and he was setting me down, being sure to let his touches linger longer than they were supposed to. Smiling coyly at him I turned and unlocked my door before pocketing my keys and turning to face him once more. "Thanks for taking me back to my dorm Blondie. But there's something I should tell you before I go." He looked perplexed.

"You don't secretly have a penis do you?" I laughed and shook my head before pulling his face down towards mine, and I smiled as his hands found their way around my waist again. I stopped though, just before out lips touched, our breaths mingling together.

"I enjoy making you want me." I spoke against his lips before smiling and backing into my room away from him. "Goodnight Blondie, sleep tight." I smirked at his dazed and slightly shocked expression before closing my door softly.

"Oh, you just stepped up the game Miss Freaky. Don't worry though, you'll get yours tomorrow." He laughed through the door before I heard his footsteps start walking away. I smiled and touched my lips. Replaying the feelings of his lips ghosting close to mine.

Sighing happily I slipped out of my clothes and let down my hair before slipping on a tight Victoria's Secret night shirt. I then walked over to my bed, and crawled beneath the covers. Thoughts about Blondie, school, and the mysterious person using on my mind as I drifted off.

A/N: Well, I had a lot of fun writing this chapter, and even more fun making Lacey a party fanatic and slight freak. Well Read and Review.

Also:

Lacey

Shoulder-length sandy straight hair.

5'8"

Hobbies includes partying, Flashing cops, illegal activities. More listed as the story goes on.