Elhini got me stuck on Undertale and its AUs. So we've decided to take our favorites and put them in the real world with us and our roller-coaster life. Enjoy!
Chapter One:
We get a Little Suprise
Late one summer day at the Prime household, Elhini came home from work to see Air-Jack sitting in the middle of their living room with a big box in front of her and her cat curled up beside her.
"Hey AJ what's the box for," Elhini asked sitting next to her sister.
"Don't know was in front of the door when I got home. It came with this letter," Air-Jack handed the eldest a white envelope with a pair of wings that sealed it, "it was addressed to both of us."
Elhini opened the letter and began to read it, "To the Prime sisters, we thought you may like them, but be careful one of them bites."
Air-Jack gave a confused look to her sister, "Who's it from?"
"That's all it says, there's no name." Elhini rubbed the back of her head staring at the box.
"Well what are we waiting for? Let's open it!" Air-Jack grinned starting for the box, but getting her hand slapped by her sister. "Ow! What was that for?" Air-Jack rubbed her hand.
"We don't know what's in there," Elhini scolded, "The letter said that it bites."
Air-Jack rolled her eyes and pulling her red curly hair back into a ponytail and shrugged, "Well you only live once."
Elhini shook her head and watched the red head began cutting the tape off the box.
"This isn't a good idea," Elhini pulling her cloak closer to herself.
"Of course it isn't! Why do you think I'm doing it?" Air-Jack took the tape off and opened the box.
Both Primes hovered over the box to see what it was, but turns out who they were. Seven little figures the size of a Barbie doll all running around in the box. One of the figures in a blue hoodie slept in the corner, another painting a wall of the box only to have a darker one destroy it, one figure with a red shirt gnawing on a little figure with a purple hoodie with yellow sleeve's arm, and a figure in blue garb playing tug a war with one that seemed to have a tail.
The two girls looked at each other then back at the little figures in the box.
"Sans?" both Primes said earning a look from all seven munchkins.
"Oh my flipping cow! They're sooo adorable!" Air-Jack squealed.
"Oh my god, oh my god, Oh my god!" Elhini returned the squeal picking up the 'Classic Sans' who was stretched from his nap.
The Sans-es all looked at one another trying to figure out what was going on.
"There's 'Fell, 'Error, 'Blaster…" Air-Jack grinned.
"And 'Outer, 'Ink, 'Classic…" Elhini giggled.
Both girls looked at the last one and squealed, "BLUEBERRY!" Having the 'Blueberry Sans' hide behind 'Fell Sans, only to have 'Fell shove him away.
One by one the girls took out the San-es that they claimed, but one left over, Blueberry.
The Primes glared at each other and grabbed Blueberry having the littlest one yelp.
"Mine!" Both girls said in unison.
"Okay, okay," Elhini looked at her sister, "We'll share him."
Air-Jack thought for a minute and nodded in agreement putting Blueberry down. Each girl looked at the San-es while the San-es looked at them.
"What do we do now?" Air-Jack broke the silence.
"I don't know introduce ourselves?" Elhini shrugged.
Air-Jack sighed and smiled, "Okay… my name is Air-Jack Prime and this is my older sister Elhini. And I guess welcome to the family?"
The San-es looked around the living room then looked back at the sisters. All a sudden Air-Jack's cat decided to get up from its nap and saw the new additions of the family. The cat started to walk towards the Sans-es who automatically ran and hid behind Elhini's leg.
"w-what is that?" Outer stuttered.
"Aw guys, it's just my cat TJ, he won't hurt you." Air-Jack reassured them while petting TJ behind the ears making the cat purr.
"what the hel…" Fell started only to get elbowed by Blueberry.
"SWEAR!" Blueberry squeaked.
"what?" Fell asked.
"SWEAR!" Blueberry pulled a jar that came out of nowhere which seemed to be taller than him.
"fine." Fell growled and glared at the littlest Sans while pulling a dollar out of his pocket and dumping it into the jar.
"I love him even more!" Elhini squealed picking Blueberry up.
"HUMAN," Blueberry moaned as he was being hugged.
Later that Night…
"what ya doin'?" Ink crawled up next to Elhini with her laptop on her lap.
"Writing," Elhini answered and continued to type.
"writing?!" Ink grinned as his eyes changed color.
Elhini chuckled, "Yeah, I don't think you would like though."
Ink huffed ignoring what his human said and reached for the laptop and began to read.
"oh! you're writing about us!" Ink's eyes gleamed, "can i help!"
"I don't think that's a good idea Ink, it gets really sad," Elhini lowered her gaze, "I'll write a new one and then you can help me, okay?"
"okay." He shrugged, leaning against his human.
Meanwhile on the Other Side of the House…
Air-Jack was trying (and failing) to teach the other six how to play 'Chutes & Ladders' but it ended up not going so well. Classic decided to not try and just sleep on the couch, and Blaster decided he was going to watch his human try to teach the others to play. Which left Error, Fell, Outer, and Blueberry to fight over the game.
"you can't fu…" Fell started but was cut off with a 'SWEAR!' from Blueberry, "do that!" Fell handed a dollar to Blueberry.
"okay there's a slide out there and i'll show you i can do that." Outer corrected.
"Fell has a point, Outer," Air-Jack explained, "The directions say that you can only go up ladders, not slides."
"but i can physically go up a slide, what do you take me for? an idiot? it's simple laws of physics." He replied in a sky is blue tone.
"But the rul… UGH forget it!" Air-Jack face palming and mentally crying, "El where are you!"
Elhini came into the room where the rest of the crew was, with Ink in the crook of her arms. But to only find one sleeping, two arguing with another holding a jar next to the others, one looking like he wished he was anywhere but there, her sister face palming, and one just watching the whole thing progress.
"What on Earth is going on here?!" Elhini demanded making everyone stop what they were doing and look at the authoress.
"How the heck did you do that?!" Air-Jack asked lifting her head.
"I'm an author I have certain powers," Elhini stated only to be followed by a laugh, "Just kidding. I honestly don't know, I guess it's just another trick in the book."
"heheh good one!" Classic laughed with his eyes closed.
"Oh now look who decided to get up!" Air-Jack shook her head.
"Geeze, Classic, you sleep like the dead," Elhini chuckled, getting another groan from her little sister as said authoress put down Ink.
Classic chuckled again, this time opening an eye.
"you're pretty humerus aren'tcha?" he grinned.
"tibia honest, I know how to patella good pun," came the reply.
"STOP IT!" Air-Jack yelled, stomping her foot.
"What's a matter sis, you got a bone to pick with me?" Elhini snorted.
"HUMAN!" Blueberry whined.
"One pun is okay… say one more, and I will end you period." Air-Jack glared.
"Wow, that's quite the exclamation point you made there!" Elhini grinned followed by to 'Ughs'.
"I'm going to freakin' kill you!" Air-Jack lunged at her sister, only to be surrounded by teal light.
"hey, no touchin' my human," Classic said sitting Air-Jack back down.
"I swear you're getting worse and worse with those horrible puns," Air-Jack growled at the authoress.
The authoress chuckled picking up a piece of paper.
"Oh come on sis, my puns aren't horrible…they're…" Elhini started.
"Don't you dare," Air-Jack warned as her sister ripped the paper in two.
"Tearable!" Elhini cracked, making Classic fall of the couch laughing.
"El I swear to god!" Air-Jack yelled making her face turn redder than her hair.
The night ended with a lot of puns and swears which made Blueberry a lot of money. Needless to say Elhini would be wise to sleep with one eye opened for a couple nights.
There will be more fun in later chapters. But hey if any of you guys have awesome ideas or things you would like the little San-es do I'm all ears!
As Porky Pig would say: "Ba-deep Ba-deep Ba-deep! That's all folks!" Hope you all liked it! -Air-Jack Prime :P