-1AN:- I have always wanted to write a story where one of the main characters gets down sized, so here goes all feedback is welcome but please do not flame me.
"For crying out loud." Jack snapped looking down at his body.
"Ermm Jack is that you." Daniel questioned looking down at the figure of his friend.
"Yes Daniel it's me, and what did you touch this time." Jack tried to stay calm as he looked at his own body.
"It was an accident I never meant for this to happen." Daniel stuttered as Jack began to approach him.
"Look at me Daniel, I've been minified again, only this time there's no clone or Loki involved." Jack yelled.
Daniel looked shocked, starring at his best friend he noted the soft brown locks with no hint of silver, the fact that Jack also appeared to be really small, Daniel was no judge of children's ages but he thought Jack maybe about five, he could even be possibly younger.
"This is so not good." Daniel had not meant to say that out loud as Jack glared at him.
"State the obvious why don't you." Jack snarled, reaching down to grab at his trousers which he had to hold up with both small hands.
"I think I'll radio Sam and Teal'c." Daniel stated.
"Great idea. " Jack drew himself up to his full but reduced height. "I have got to hear how you explain this to them."
"Sam, Teal'c you need to come back to the temple." Daniel spoke into the radio trying to avoid smiling at Jack who seemed to be fighting a losing battle keeping boots and trousers on.
"Is there a problem DanielJackson? Teal'c strong voice enquired.
"Just a small one, owwww Jack. Sam you need to get back her as quick as you can." Daniel replied sounding slightly breathless
"Right Daniel where 10 minutes from you, can you give me any idea of the problem, is the Colonel alright?" Sam asked wondering why SG1's leader had left it to Daniel to make radio contact.
Breaking contact with Sam and Teal'c Daniel turned to Jack, he surveyed the pacing man/boy.
"Jack I'm sorry I didn't mean to joke about this." Daniel sincerely apologised.
Look at me Daniel, I've shrunk, I look like a kid but I'm still me. Who is going to take me serious when I look like this. Atleast when Loki did a mini me clone he had some height to him." Jack threw his hands in the air in disgust.
"Great help me do something with these clothes, I don't want Carter to see me like this." Jack looked at his bottom half of his BDU's and his underwear which had pooled at his feet.
"How, we going to do this then?" Daniel rubbed his head in thought.
"My friend duct tape." Jack started rooting in his pack.
Daniel stifled a nervous giggle as he watched his bare arsed friend finally locate the welcome roll of duct tape.
"Hurry up Daniel. Carter will be here soon." Jack snapped holding the duct tape out.
Wrapping the duct tape like a belt around the adult sized boxer shorts, Daniel managed to make them cover Jack, leaving just his t-shirt on which came to Jack's knees, his modesty was protected.
Unknown to the Jack and Daniel, Sam and Teal'c had arrived and while Teal'c was quietly assessing the scene, Sam was struck down with shock. Suddenly Jack's head whipped up to stare at his 2IC.
"Carter?" Jack tilted his head in Sam's direction.
"Holy Hannah!!"