Definition: Futilitarian
"Humans are foolish and pathetic. They let their emotions override their decisions. It is a known fact."
"Man that is deep. Deep and harsh!"
"True, we don't have hearts and emotions come from the heart. Though, we remember what it feels like and that's what makes us special. That is unlike humans who can't control their hearts, their emotions."
"Xigbar and Saix. I am giving a speech. Do not interrupt."
"Fools."
"As if! I'm no fool! I'm your superior!"
"Vexen, Xigbar, silence."
"Oh, but we do to have emotions Saix! Just like we have a heart."
"Demyx that was not called for."
"You're such a kook Demyx."
"I am not a kook Larxene!"
*SNICKER*
"Neither was that, Larxene."
"Is this the end yet?"
"As if, Xigbar!"
"Organization 13, I order you to-"
"The subject was human emotions. I say that it is a waste, their efforts are for nothing."
"I agree."
"Aw, don't go all smarty pants on us, Zexion and Vexen!"
"Be quiet Axel. I am trying to talk about the futile efforts of the human race."
"Hey Xigbar! After this, want to play strip poker with the rest of us?"
"Yeah, but only if Roxas plays to!"
"…I hate you so much…"
"Ha ha, come on Zombie boy! Let's get out of here!"
Unfortunately for Xemnas, all the members left. Except for Lexeaus and Saix.
"Lexeaus?"
*SNORE*
"Goodness, I'm beginning to believe that OUR efforts are going to waste. What do you think Saix?"
*...SNORE*
"…SIGH…I just don't care anymore…"
Definition of Futilitarian:
A believer that human efforts are wasted and futile.
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A.N : This was going to be a serious fan-fiction but…didn't turn out like that…All I really did was make fun of Xemnas and make him O.O.C… I hope I didn't mess the story that much and I hope that you will help me improve this story by reviewing. Thanks.
Please review.
(If you were wondering why half of this doesn't make any sense, it's because I'm using Organization13 'quotes'.)
~Crown of DIADEM~