Fanfic of eating harry potter houses
Chapter 1:
I ate all the hufflepuffles, the ghost is scared of me, he won't tell anyone
Chapter 2:
I ate the gryfing doors, I can hear their screams in my belly, it makes me tingle.
Chapter 3:
The slytherins tasted horrible, it was like eating garbage. I ate garbage once, it was disgusting.
Hearing their screams though, makes me hard at knight.
Chapter 4:
I didn't eat the ravenclaws, they have claws, pointis not gudys.
I've been expelled, I ate Dumbledork
The End