Disclaimer: I do NOT own RK, although I wish I do... Rurouni Kenshin is copyrighted to Nobuhiro Watsuki, Sony, Shuiesha Jump.

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"KENSHIN!!!!"

"Orororooooooo?!?!?!" Kenshin cried as he tripped over his own feet to fall into the laundry tub. He surfaced, spitting out the soapsuds in his mouth. "H-hai de *ptui* gozaru, Yahiko?"

Yahiko ran out, panicked. "What's up with Busu?!"

"I don't know... what's wrong?"

"She doesn't seem to be responding to my knocks on her door! I need to train darn it! I've tried everything, from taunting her to begging, but she's not coming out!"

"Oro?! Kaoru-dono?" he rapped at the shoji.

Nothing.

"Kaoru-dono?"

Still nothing.

He slid the shoji open ever so slightly, only to be face to face with...

"KENSHIN NO HENTAI!!!"

"OROOOOOOOOOO?!!!!!!!!!!" was all Yahiko heard before he saw Kenshin flying off the dojo floor, blood spewing out from his nose.

"Tanabata is tomorrow," Tsubame murmured. "How is Kaoru-san?"

Yahiko scratched his head. "Seems like she's getting moodier and moodier with each passing day. She's not acting like herself. She didn't seem to notice me when I called her 'busu' today. Not to mention that she's been trying all these new kimonos lately, as if she's dolling herself up."

Sano downed a rice ball. "Say, I kinda have a feeling something's up with Jou-chan. It has been a year since the rurouni supposedly 'proposed' to her."

"Baka tori," Megumi muttered. "You don't know women."

"Oi! Who're you calling a baka?!"

"Urusei!" Yahiko snapped. "What's your point, Megumi?"

"My point is that Kaoru-chan's feeling low because Ken-san 'proposed' to her last year, but took it back because... well... you know the story. Tomorrow is going to remind her about that incident. Why do you think she's trying to, in Yahiko's words, doll herself up?"

"Y-you mean?" Tsubame stammered.

"She's trying to get Ken-san's attention, but knowing him, he'll be dense enough not to notice. Sometimes I just wish Ken-san would get off his backside and do something about his very obvious feelings for Kaoru."

"Damn straight!" Sano cried. "Leave it to me! I'll get that rurouni proposing to Jou-chan before Tanabata is over!"

"Oh no..." Yahiko mumbled.

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A/N: Oro?! Sano playing matchmaker?! Oh dear...

Now! I'm gonna need some MAJOR help! This is the first time I'm writing a humor fic, and my brand of humor might be too corny for keeps. So! I need you guys to tell me in your reviews what you think Sano would do to get Kenshin (the baka rurouni) to propose to Kaoru.

I will not be posting this in the website as of yet, in case this turns into a failure...

Aargh! Think positive, Onna-baka!

And while I'm at it. PUH-LEEZE review my original fic Allied Special Forces.