Okay, so this is my first real attempt at a multi-chapter story. This chapter probably won't be too interesting, but I promise it'll get better as it progresses. Any feedback would be much appreciated!
Jigglypuff awoke one morning and she knew that nobody was going to fuck with her today. The pink smoosh, as some called her, kicked open her door and walked out. Actually, it was more of a strut. A badass strut, I might add. Anyway, as Jigglypuff was making her way to the kitchen, Kirby came up out of nowhere.
"Hi! Good morning! How are you doing?" asked Kirby joyfully.
"Get the fuck out of my way or you're gonna get a kneecapping."
"B-but, what? We're both tiny pink fighters that can fly. Shouldn't we get along?"
"Boy, you're just asking for it now."
"But, I don't even have kneecaps!"
At that remark, Jigglypuff took out a lead pipe that she kept under her hat and beat Kirby half to death with it. She put the pipe back under her hat and walked over the bloody mess that was once Kirby.
As she made her way into the kitchen, she opened the fridge, expecting to see her Jell-O Pie there. But, alas, it wasn't there.
"Which one of you fuckwads took my goddamn Jell-O?!" screamed the pink brawler. The only other person in the room was Link, who was eating a sandwich. Jigglypuff took out her switchblade, and with an evil smile on her face, put the knife to Link's throat.
"Listen, I'm only gonna say this once, 'kay? Did you see who took my fucking Jell-O Pie?"
"Uh…I've been…*gulp*...sworn to secrecy." said Link nervously.
The evilness washed out of Jigglypuff's face, put the knife back in her pocket, and she let out a warm chuckle.
"Oh, I'm so sorry to threaten you like that. I get it, I'll get out of your hair." said Jigglypuff.
"Oh...uh...thanks, umm, sorr- AHHHH!"
Jigglypuff, being the cold hearted bitch she is, took the switchblade back out and stabbed Link in the hand.
"Now listen you blonde bastard: you're gonna fuckin' tell me where my Jell-O Pie is, and you'll get to keep your throat."
Link, on the verge of tears, sheepishly answered, "Mario took it! Okay? I don't know anymore. Please don't hurt me!"
Jigglypuff, being only semi-satisfied with his answer, let Link go, but she still took his sandwich. Jigglypuff knew who she had to talk to. The Aryan princess herself, Peach.
The pink devil stood at Peach's door. Now, this little shit isn't one for knocking. Knocking is for insecure pussies. So, Jigglypuff, as usual, kicked down the fucking door. There, she saw Peach in bed with Luigi.
They could both do better, Jigglypuff to herself.
The two, still in the midst of their love affair, didn't notice the small Pokemon walk in. Jigglypuff stood right next to them, but they still didn't notice. She rolled her eyes and shouted, "PEACH!"
Peach and Luigi, startled, jumped up and saw the pink fucker.
"Oh...uh...hehe… it's uh, not what it looks like…" Peach tried to explain as the Italian plumber hurriedly put on his clothes.
"Yeah, sure, whatever," replied Jigglypuff, "I just need to know where Mario went."
Peach, red in her face, told Jigglypuff, "Oh, hehe, he went back his house. I'm not sure why, but I know he had some green food thing with him."
Jigglypuff stared at the naked princess for five seconds before she said, "Thanks." She then walked out and thought, what a whore, to herself. Jigglypuff knew she had a long journey ahead of her, but it was worth it goddammit. She was going to get her delicious Jell-O Pie and she was going the enjoy the hell out of it.
This chapter was really just setting the stage. The chapter wasn't that long because I'm not sure if anyone will really want to read this story, so if you would or wouldn't, please tell me in the reviews. Thanks!