Hahaha- I did it again. I'm a day late- so what?
"We are never, ever, ever doing that ever again."
"Why not?"
"Becuase it's WEIRD, THAT'S WHY!"
Kirk shouted at Khan, and the latter simply tipped his head.
"Cumberbatch has made a lot of movies. Sue me."
"You have got to be kidding me. We were literally... We walked into the brig, we crawled through an air duct, and then suddenly POOF! we're in a mine. Underground! Now, I like JRR Tolkien as much as the next guy, but seriously. The dragon was just-" Kirk picked up on a mumble from Khan. "What was that?"
Khan merely blinked. "I said, not a POOF. A PHROOFF."
"WHATEVER! The point of it is, don't bring me into the world of fandom ever again, OK?"
"Doctor McCoy did not seem to have a problem with Middle Earth."
Kirk rolled his eyes. "Oh, sure. But he had his deranged twin there- Elmer, or something crazy like that-"
"Éomer, actually."
"Look, alright. I'm used to Seven Dwarves, not thirteen dwarves and a Hobbit, thank you very much. Just leave me out of it."
"Well, I thought it went quite well. Did you recognize the person who Doctor Strange brought?"
"I did not see, nor do I care, honestly."
"Oh, come now. You know who. Fellow with the green cape- golden horns?"
"Khan, really. That was an experience I'd rather forget."
"Fine. But the CumberConference has so many new people now! I'm actually quite excited to see who comes around next!"
"You always act weird after these conferences. And I really don't know why."
"Well, I get to see myself from all different walks of life- Mr. Spock liked meeting Alan Turing, I think."
"By the way, what was up with that guy with the enormous turned-up coat collar?"
"That's offending."
Kirk's brow furrowed. "What do you mean it's... Oh... Right. Most of your characters have turned coat collars. Anyways... He.. He spoke at he front."
"Oh, yes. Stephen Strange. Yes, he's actually not supposed to be a part of the official CumberConference until December... But he gets recognition for this entire year."
"Your fandom is very weird. You have everything from Julian Assange to Doctor-freaking-Seuss."
Khan laughed- literally laughed. "Oh, no. We're very mild. You should see the Hiddlestoners." And he strode out the door.