Allen was particularly cheerful today. Bounding along the corridors of the Black Order, saying hello to everyone he saw.

"Hello Allen! You are looking very cheerful today, did something happen?" Lenalee asked the over-happy exorcist.

"I've never been better! It turns out that I have the gift to call forth Godzilla back from the dead!" Allen replied excitedly. Lenalee stared at him as though he were crazy.

"Um…ok, have you tried to call him forth?" She answered confusedly. Allen shook his head, a smile on his face. "Nah, kanda has not told me how yet." He replied.

Lenalee's eyes widened. "Kanda told you that you could summon Godzilla back from the dead?" She said, bewildered. Allen nodded in agreement.

"Well, what did he say to you?" She asked. Allen gave it some thought as he tried to remember Kanda's exact words.

"He said; 'You are an uke' and I asked, 'what's that?' and he replied, 'A person who can bring Godzilla back from the dead. Remember to tell people that.' Those were his exact words!" Allen told the now nose-bleeding girl.

"A-Allen…" Was all Lenalee could stutter before running from the room to grab a tissue, or maybe a couple towels, to stem the blood rushing from her nose.

Allen smiled to himself before running to the dining hall, in which people WERE eating until they heard what Allen yelled…

"Hey everyone! Guess what? It turns out I'm an UKE! Isn't that awesome!?" he yelled.

Everyone was silent and staring at the white haired boy they all thought was pure and untouched; in which he was, but they didn't know that, not by the way Allen was talking.

But everyone's attention was now focused on the grouchy dark haired exorcist, who never before in the history of the people in that room, was laughing his arse off.

And through all the commotion Allen had caused, it seemed that he was still clueless as to what he said.

End

Haha! This my second Fic in one night! I was just about to shut my computer down when this idea came too me!

Hehe…review? Please?