I don't own Criminal Minds. Pity, that.
This is inspired by my father's girlfriend. May she fuck off and leave me in peace.
Donkey Breath
by ScintillatingTart
The sound of her voice was like fingernails on a blackboard to Penelope, and don't even get her started on the tittering laughter that turned into full-on donkey braying. She must be really good in bed for Derek to not even so much as flinch as she all but shrieked with laughter.
Let's face it: Derek's new girlfriend just annoyed the FUCK out of Penelope. Now she could understand where Derek was coming from when he complained about Kevin Lynch.
Not that it mattered, anyway.
They were Splitsville, and soon, Derek and the donkey would be, too.
She couldn't wait.