This is a pointless story about Wolf's rain and Naruto characters meeting. Stupid. pointless. confusing.Yep.

"Naruto!!!!!!!!!!!!. Get your ass over here now!!!!!!" Sakura screamed. "Geeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz Sakura can't you see I'm playing with my Hokage action figure."

"Naruto, stop playing with your dolls and get over here!" Saskue yelled. "There not dolls their action figures!!!!!!Good lord Saskue, don't you read Hokage figures weekly? Yeesh." "OK, whatever just get over here!!!!!!!! 'Dork' he said under his breath. Naruto started to run across the field to Saskue and Sakura in a very ungracfull manner.Anyway he was running and a smell hit his nose. It smelled so bad he passéd out right then and there.He wasn't out for very and when he woke up there was a HUGE pile of dog crap right in front of his face. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!. CRAP!!!!!!LITERATLY!!!!!!!!!!!!" "what is he crying about now?" Saskue said in a surprisingly calm manner. " Do you think he is OK Saskue? " well, he probably shit himself again." Saskue remembered when Naruto was eating his Kakashi Krunch and he got constipated. They both ran up to him. "Wow! That must have been a big dog!" Sakura whispered. "Surprised he didn't eat it." Saskue joked. "HEY!!YOU SHUT UP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU ASS LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!" Saskue yelled back. "DIE YOU FAT LARD!"they both said at the same time. This resulted in a huge fight with, eye poking, nut kicking, Indian burns, biting, punching, you get the point. Anyway during the fighting a boy with brown hair was standing there watching the whole thing "Hi." Sakura said in her friendliest voice. " IT'S THE FUNKY CHEESE LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RUNAWAY!!!"The boy got up and ran in a drunken way. But on his way he was grabbed by a slightly attractive dude with black hair. "Toboe, are you drunk again?" "what?" Toboe blurted out. "Kiba did you find him? Said the next one running up. "yes Tsume. I caught him." Kiba said. Hige and blue ran up too. "He is such a fucking retard, he shouldn't have drank all that beer." Hige said.Blue butted in. "Hey who is the girl with pink hair?"

"CHEZA I FOUND YOU!!" kiba wailed. He ran in slow motion to Sakura. "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!" CHEZA IT'S REALY YOU!!" 'Kiba, hate to brake it to you, but that's not Cheza." Tsume said. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A DERRANGED PSCO HUGGING ME AND CALLING ME CHEASE!!!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled. This broke both Saskue and Naruto from the fight and both ran to sakura. "Sakura don't worrie!!! I'll save you!!!! Naruto screamed. "No I will save you Sakura!!!!" Saskue mocked. Both ran up to Kiba and kicked him right in the ass. This must have triggered kiba's wolf instinct because he turned into a wolf and attacked Saskue and Naruto. Tsume and Hige had to drag kiba off to the side and help them up. "Ohh dear that was creepy." Saskue an Naruto said in unison. Hey I'm hige and this is Blue, Tsume, Toboe, and kiba. Well see ya later we must go seek out paradise before lord darcia does." "Ok by." Narto saskue and sakura said. "I hope we see those nice wolves again some time." Naruto said. "Wait, WOLVES!!!"

This was for my friend lane who wanted me to write a wolf's rain naruto crossover.by the way lane write me a review.

I luv humor. MY 2nd STORY PEOPLE!!! GO EASY ON ME PLEASE!!!!!!!