"Duo"
"Yeah?"
"What's this?" Duo dropped his bubbling, greeny cake mixture and turned to face his room mate "that??"
"Yes"
"It's a toaster Heero, you know that!"
"Oh, yeah I remember, a toaster... What does it do?"
"You know... It toasts things!"
"Oh" Heero put the 'toaster' back down on the kitchen counter, and stared at it for a couple of minutes "Duo?"
"What?"
"Make it do something!"
"God, Heero, you're the technological genius, you make it do something!" Heero stood and prodded it a few times, then he picked it up and shook it. Duo sighed and dropped the cake mixture, which was starting to grow legs into the bin, grabbed four pieces of bread from the bread bin, shoved them into the toaster and pressed the button. Heero stood until it popped up, and a childish smirk played across his face, "Do it again!"
"Heero, it's a toaster, it makes toast, put in bread, press button, out come toast, got it?"
"It's efficient!" Duo rolled his eyes, and Heero disappeared into the living room.
After a few undisturbed minutes he began to smell burning, "...Heero, what are you doing?"
"I'm toasting!"
"What exactly are you toasting?"
"Another of Relena's invitations, a valentines day card off her and her, 'I just wrote to say I love you' letter!"
"Oh...carry on!" The items popped up and Heero caught the flaky paper and positioned them on the table. Then he galloped out of Duo's sight again, his heart sank when he heard his bedroom door slam and watched Heero run back and shove something into the toaster. "What was that?"
"Nothing!"
"What did you put in that toaster?" He asked waving a wooden spoon in Heero's face letting the concoction spatter against the walls
"Just marshmallows!" Duo dropped the spoon, and glanced into the toaster, watching the fluffy delights melt all over the insides, and glared. Then he unplugged the toaster, "BAD SOLDIER, no more toast!!"
A few minutes later, he smelt something waft in from the vicinity of the living room, "What's that Hee-chan?"
"Just a little fire"
"Oh okay" He went back to humming and hitting his runaway microwave meal "WHAT??"
"Nothing Duo, just dont ever put spandex into a toaster!!!"
Duo reluctantly shuffled into the room, and saw Heero crouched over the toaster, with various objects scattered around him, all mildly burned and flattened, with exception to his completely melted cd collection, "ARGH, HEERO!"
"Shush Duo" He pointed to the smoke bellowing out of the appliance "Toasting!"
Duo ran out of the room and grabbed the phone off the hook "Quatre, Quatre, Thank God! He's gone mad, make him stop, PLEASE!"
"Duo, thank Allah, need, help, Trowa, microwave...INSANE!" Quatre breathed through the receiver, Duo just threw the phone at the wall, and entered the living room again.
"Heero, what's that" he gasped pointing at the bulging appliance
"That is..." He shuffled through a pile of objects, and tapped his head thoughtfully "...Relena!"
Duo looked at the pile of Relena goop, lining the carpet, "Heero... Have I ever shown you the blender?"
END