Rated: T

Pairings: EdxRoy

Warnings: Yaoi, Mpreg, Established relationship, bastardish Ed

Summary: Like father like son. Ed leaves Roy for a break in his alchemic research. To bad Roy's not happy about be coming a single mother.

"How can you do this!" Roy screamed as he blocked the door. "You only give a damn about yourself, don't you?"

The blond alchemist starred at his lover. "Roy, this is about more than me, damn it it's bigger than me! You're an alchemist, you should understand! He watched as the brunette didn't budge from his spot in front of the door. The flame glared at him and muttered something under his breath.

"What was that?" Ed said, he had already had enough of this childish nonsense. This was the break he had been waiting for, the last piece of the puzzle for Al.

Roy seemed to brace himself in front of the door. His black eyes starred directly into fullmetal's gold ones. "I said, you're just like your father!" The next moment Roy found himself on the ground holding his jaw. Tiny drops of crimson came out onto the floor as Roy looked up at Ed. His face was red and contorted in a cringe of anger. His hand still clenched in a fist. Roy felt his eyes well up, he was not going to cry.

"You don't compare me to that bastard!" He leaned down and grabbed Roy by his collar. The tears that Roy tried so desperately to hold in were starting to come out.

"Ed...stop." Roy whispered out as the other man still hung on strong.

"I'm leaving, I don't know when I'll get back." He let go of the brunette's collar and stepped over him to the door.

"W-what about me?"

The other huffed as he started his way out the door. "What about you? This is more important than you right now Roy." The door slammed shut and Roy remained slumped on the floor.

It had been a week since Ed had left. Roy refused to talk about the incident with anyone and just tried to focus on his work, for once. But, it was seemingly more complicated than thought to be.

Roy had his head slumped down on the desk looking utterly miserable. He held his stomach and felt the color drain from his face. Two days after Ed had walked out on him he began feeling flu like symptoms. Most notably the vomiting that seemed to be predominant in the morning. Roy had assembled his paper work stack into a make-shift pillow and felt his eyes start to close. Just before he was about to fall asleep his first lieutenant entered the room. She looked at him with obvious concern.

"Sir, I'm taking you to a doctor, grab your coat."

"I'm fine lieutenant, just a little tired." He sat up and put a hand over his mouth.

"That just proves my point, come willingly or I'll get Major Armstrong." That seemed to rile Roy up and he got up slowly from his check.

The pair waited in the sterile white room. The doctor arrived clipboard in hand as he walked over to Roy. "Mr. Mustang, I'm Dr. Larch, Ms. Hawkeye contacted me saying you were experiencing some stomach problems, it that correct?

"Yes, that's correct." He said as he shifted uncomfortably on the exam table.

"Can you give me a list of the symptoms?"

"Yeah, um...I've been vomiting, mostly in the morning, also some dizzy spells and fatigue."

The doctor looked at Roy quizzically. He peered down at his clipboard and turned to Riza. "I'm going to run some tests Ms. Hawkeye if you could leave the room for a moment." She gave a curt nod and left the room. "Before we begin Mr. Mustang can you tell me what you're occupation is?"

"Yes, I'm a colonel and alchemist in the state military."

The doctor just 'hmmed' as he began the tests. After thirty minutes Doctor Larch let Riza back into the room and went to submit the tests. "It'll just take a minute Mr. Mustang." He left and Riza looked over at her boss.

"It's probably just the flu." Roy muttered to himself as he wrung his hands as Riza just nodded.

Several minutes later the doctor re-entered the room. He had some what of a baffled look on his face as he went towards Roy. "Well, I think I know what's wrong Mr. Mustang." He paused and let out a sigh. "Congratulations, you're going to be a mommy." He said enthusiastically.

Riza's usual stoic face showed her obvious shock while Roy's face tinged red.

"That's not funny doctor! I'm a very important member of the military, my health is extremely important." He glared at the doctor and continued. "Not to mention your health won't be with you if you don't give me a correct diagnosis, you quack!"

The doctor held his hands up in a frightened attempt. He fumbled his documents and pulled out a manila folder. "Mr. Mustang I assure you this is no joke! You're three weeks pregnant!"

Roy slapped his hands down on the exam table. "What medical school did you go to! I'm a man doctor, I have a penis and no uterus, it's not possible!'"

"Well, that's the interesting thing Mr. Mustang. You told me you're an alchemist. You see alchemy has been documented in some cases of changing anatomy. In your case, it seems to have created a uterus and you release a little more estrogen than normal males. You probably would have never even noticed it if you haven't had same sex intercourse."

Roy's face tinged rose as he put his hands up to cover his face. He let out a strangled sigh and looked up at the doctor, admitting defeat. "Fuck." He muttered out as Riza put a hand on his shoulder.

"Don't worry Mr. Mustang, just come and see me once a month for a check up. Also eat healthy and no smoking or drinking."

Roy's eyes widened at the end of the doctor's statement. "No drinking! How will I cope with my idiot subordinates!"

The doctor shrugged. "I'm sure you'll manage, also no battle field work, and take a maternity leave when you reach seven months. I'll write a note for your boss pertaining all the information. Your morning sickness will last until the second trimester and you'll be experiencing mood swings very soon." He shook Roy's and Riza's hands. "I'll see you in a month Mr. Mustang."

The two got into the military issued car. Roy sat in the back, which was unusual for him. He felt tears run down his cheeks He sighed as Riza saw his tear stained face in the mirror. "Are you alright sir."

"Of course I'm not alright Hawkeye! That pipsqueak creep knocks me up and walks out on me! Now I'm going to be a mother, which is disturbing. Not just that but a single one. How the hell is someone as fucked up as me going to be able to raise a kid!" His eyes started to well up again as they pulled up to his residence. Roy left the car and ran into his house.

Riza frowned and drove off towards the military base, she was going to find Edward Elric.

A/N: Sorry the pregnancy excuse was kind of lame. Let me know what you think if I get some good reviews I'll continue.