Well, well, well. This is the first dialogue thingy that I have made. Not only that, but I didn't do it by myself! =D my friend and I were like, "We should make one." So we did. And here it is!

Sasuke: Steph Naruto: Cat

Naru: Why don't you love me anymore? *tear* =[

Sasu: Hn. Cuz you're too needy. T_T

Naru: But you never hold me.

Sasu: You're such a dobe.

Naru: That's not what you said last night…

Sasu: It's not my fault you gave me sake.

Naru: So everything you said last night was a lie?

Sasu: Tch. Basically.

Naru: Has everything been a lie. All those moonlight nights of you whispering sweet nothing into my ear while I giggled like a school girl, was all that a lie?

Sasu: *sigh* Yes.

Naru: What does that mean for "us" then?

Sasu: I don't know. Whatever you want. *starts to walk away*

Naru: *grabs wrist* Have you ever really loved me?

Sasu: *turns head slightly and looks deep into Naruto's eyes* Yes! I was just joking with you baby! *hugs in tight embrace*

Naru: Well that's just too damn bad cuz I hate you now. My heart has been broken beyond repair. *Crying through penis*

Sasu: Oh no baby! Don't cry! Here,*wipes tears away*

Naru: Well too bad! Me and my penis are leaving. I hope you have a beautiful life, ex-lover. *bitch*

Sasu: NO! COME BACK! IM SORRY! I'll Kill SAKURA FOR YOU!! PLEASE!! *gets on knees and begs like a betch*

Naru: *kicks over begging betch* you are unforgivable, and you're too late anyway, she's dead. Remember when you asked where I was going with that sandwich and handcuffs? Well, that's where I went. So good bye and good luck. *Tears*

Sasu: *sobs on floor* Why? I was only playing…

Random person: Do you think he could do that to my wife. You know, the sandwich thing?

Sasu: What?

RP: *sigh* I guess brunettes are not as smart as blondes.

Sasu: *curls into fetal position and cries*

RP: You don't need this! *steals wallet and runs*

Sasuke lays on the floor, heart-broken. Will his love return?