The Professor Child Sleepover

by thenon existing zo

All of the professors are kids again, including Dumbledore! They know each other, too. Albus, Minerva, and Filius have a sleepover, but as Albus takes a mid-night bathroom break, something happens... {One-Shot}{Complete!}

Disclaimer: Me no own Harry Potter. The all mighty J. K. Rowling own Harry Potter!

Hello! This is Venesa. I made things that could never happen happen! Like the summary says, this is a one-shot where all the professors are kids, including Dumbledore, but they know about Polyjuice potions, unforgivable curses, and yeah! Dumbledore can even bring back life! I'm crazy! This was meant for laughs only!

"Lights out?" Minerva asked. The kids were having a sleepover, and it was 10:43 PM "Let me get one more lemon drop…" Albus said as he plopped another lemon drop into his mouth. "Albus…" Minerva started. "Alright alright lights out…" Albus said secretly pulling up the lemon drop bag near him. "Night guys" Filius said as he got up and turned the lights off, since he was closest to the light switch. "Night" "Good night" Replied Albus and Minerva and the kids went to sleep.

Albus woke up. "Hmm… maybe I need a lemon drop break… or bathroom break. I'll go to the bathroom" Albus thought. He got up quietly trying not to wake up Minerva and Filius and he didn't.

"Ha!" A faint voice said. "Got you!" The other two kids didn't hear it.

"Someone?" Said Filius with a start, rising up from his sleeping bag. He heard something, and sure enough there was something moving in front of him. "Crucio!" The thing said, pointing it's wand at Filius. Minerva heard the commotion and also woke up. She saw Albus… attacking Filius? "Albus!" Minerva said. "What do you think you're doing?" "Avada Kedavra!" Albus shouted pointing his wand at Filius. "You're next…" Albus said looking at Minerva. "Avada Kedavra!" Albus said again, but not the Albus that was staring at Minerva….

"What happened?" Albus asked, looking at the Albus on the floor. "I don't know" Minerva replied "Must have been a Polyjuice potion…" Then Albus noticed Filius. "Did he die?" Albus asked. "Sadly, yes" Minerva replied. Albus went over and tapped Filius with his wand. He rose. "Wha- what happened?" Filius asked. "You died" Minerva said casually. Filius opened his mouth to speak, but was interrupted. "Let's go to bed! It's 10:57 PM and I'm tired!" Albus said plopping back down into his sleeping bag. "Night!" Minerva and Filius looked at each other. Minerva shrugged. "He's right. Good night" "Hey that rhymes…" Filius thought as he, too went back to sleep.

Told you it was non-sense! Meow. =(^.^)=