Right, the story. FLicky, my friend, had a dream about us doing an M&C musical. SO we made one up. THe story is-Jack and Stephen met and fell in love at a younger age, but Stphen used ot be a girl-Stephanie. THey had sex and then Stephanie ran away. The next Jack heard was she had had their son and given him up for adoption to a child beater called Baptista. Jack wanted his son but there was nothing he could do...

THen they met on Jack's ship some years later, where Stephanie had had a sex change and become Stephen, and Hollum came to work with them. Hollum hated his father as he thought he didn't love him, but actually Jack loved him very much. Stephen didn't want anything to do with it so carried on being a terrible doctor.

Then Hollum commuited suicide.

WE LOVE YOU LINGLEBY!!!!

Doctor's Song accompanied by Jack Aubrey

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught on a big ship-
No escape from Jack Aubrey-
I open you up
Look through your insides and see-
You're just a poor boy, ill give no sympathy-
'Cos lives easy come, easy go,
A little high, little low,
Anywhere my knife goes, doesn't really matter to me,
To me.

Cap'n, our son just died,
A cannonball in his hand,
Deep down under he did land,
Cap'n, his life had just begun,
But now he's gone and thrown it all away-
Cap'n oooooooooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
I know I didn't call you after our night-
Having sex, having sex, when I was once a woman...

Too late, my time did come,
I went to hospital-
Went in with boobs, came out with none,
Goodbye Stephanie-I had to go-
Had to leave you and my new born son behind.

Cap'n oooooooooooooh
it was the only way,
I sometimes wish he'd never been born at all-

GUITAR (Jack comes on)

Jack: I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche d'you think it could be Hollum-
His adopted father, really really frightens ME-
Baptista, Baptista,
Baptista, Baptista
Baptista adopted him-my sooooooooooon

But he's just a poor boy and nobody loved him-
It took suicide to find someone loved him-
Can't spare him now he's jumped off of a boat-

Doctor: Easy come easy go-, will you let him go-

Jack: Oh hell no! No-, I will not let him go

Doctor: let him go

Jack: Oh hell no! No-, I will not let him go

Doctor: let him go

Jack: Oh hell no! No-, I will not let him go

Doctor: let him go

J; Will not let him go

D: let him go

J: Will not let him go

D: let him go

J: No,no,no,no,no,no,no-

D: Cap'n Aubrey, Cap'n Aubrey, Cap'n Aubrey let him go

J: Hollum, son, I've so much love put aside for you, for you, for YOOOOOUUUU

GUITAR

D: So you think you can knock me up and leave me to cry????

J: So you think you can love me and leave Hollum to die-

D&J: Oh Stephen/Cap'n-can't do this to me Stephen/Cap'n-

J: I loved you so,

D: I loved you too, so much.

PAUSE

J: Nothing really matters, now our son is gone,

D: Nothing really matters-,nothing matters, but,

D&J: you and me.....