Cullen Wife Swap! Summary: Alice and Emmett set up the Cullens for Wife Swap. See what happens when Esme switches with the Jefferson family! OC's included. Obvisiously. After Breaking Dawn. With Jacob and Nessie. Don't forget to review

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Emmet's POV

I have decided to sign us up for a show called Wife Swap. As I was finishing up with the application Alice came into my room and told me that everything would be excellent. So after I finished up the application and the video and sent them in. Now I just wait for the acceptance letter.

Carlislie's POV

I was driving up the drive way and I went ahead checked the mail. We got the usual magazine subscriptions for Alice, Rose, and Jacob, a couple bills, a letter from wife swap, more maga-wait what wife swap? I storm into the house and Esme comes and greets me with a kiss then she sees I'm angry.

"What's wrong Carlisle?"

"The kids have done something dear. I'll show you in a minutes when they get down here. KIDS GET DOWN HERE NOW!"

All the kids came down into the living room pretty quick. They all sat down on the couches I looked at their faces to see who the guilty parties are. It couldn't be my sweet Renesme, or Bella. It sure wasn't Rose either, Edward wouldn't do it. Jasper, Alice, and Jacob maybe, I know Emmett did it I can see it on his face. Your right Carlisle, Emmett did do something not so sure about Alice or the other two though. I nodded to Edward in thanks, then turned to everyone.

"Ok everyone it seems like Emmett signed us up for a show called Wife Swap. Where Esme leaves for two weeks and another mother comes in her place for the first week the new mom must obey our rules and then the second week WE must obey her new rules."

"WHAT!"

Most of them were shocked then turned to Emmett and glared. I turned to him and saw him cowering because of all the glares.

"Ok Emmett who helped you?"

"It was Alice she said that everything was going to be fine and that the weather where Esme was going to be, was going to be cloudy."

"EMMETT! Why did you give me up?"

"Because they are scary."

I turned to Alice and she smiled sheepishly at me. I just sighed and shook my head. I turned to Esme and saw her reading the letter that we got. She turned to Emmett and looked a little upset.

"Emmett where is the DVD that we supposedly made?"

"Upstairs in my room Esme I'll go get it so we can watch it."

Emmett ran upstairs and came down in less than 2 minutes. He put it in the DVD player and pressed play then sat back down next to Rose.

On the screen it showed the front of the house and a voice scarily similar to my own came on to the video. "This is my house my wife and I have adopted eight children." It went to the back yard and showed Esme in the garden working. "This is my wife Esme she does the shopping and cleans the house, she is a stay-at-home mom." Next it went to the living room where it showed Jacob and Nessie playing checkers. "This is my youngest Renesme and my oldest Jacob playing checkers they are very close." After that it went up stairs and showed Edward playing the piano and Bella sitting on a couch listening while she read a book. "This is my son Edward and daughter Bella they spend a lot of time in here talking or reading or playing the piano." Next it went to Alice and Jasper's room to see them on the bed sitting with their backs to the headboard. Alice was reading a fashion magazine, and Jasper was reading a Civil War book. "These are my children Jasper and Alice. Alice is very into fashion and Jasper loves the Civil War." Then it showed Rosalie in the garage working on a car. "This is my daughter Rosalie she is the family mechanic. She is usually found either out shopping with Alice or in the garage working on cars while Jacob works on his bike." It showed a picture of Emmett next. "This is my son Emmett right now he is out on hike in the woods." Lastly it showed me working in my study. "This is me in my study, I work at the local hospital. I love my work so I work a lot but I make sure to spend time with my family on Saturday game day. I hope you pick my family for your show."

With that th video finished and I was shocked I figured that Emmett would make us should wacky or something. I turned to Emmett and saw everyone else doing the same.

"Well Emmett you did a good job I figured you would have made us look like freaks or something. We will talk about your punishment when Esme gets back because we can't get out of it because they come tomorrow."

Alice got up and grabbed Esme's hand dragging her upstairs saying something like that they had so little time to pack. I sighed as I thought that this was going to be an interesting couple weeks. I hope that the new mom can handle this crazy family.

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