Here is a really random story set maybe right after the Timothy Arc. Just so you know, they are all in the headquarters in this fic. The characters in this fanfiction all belong to Hoshino Katsura-sensei. I only own this weird plot,that's sadly all.
Dear Allen-kun,
Do you want to go and have breakfast with me?
-Lenalee
Dear Lenalee,
I'd love to! I'm starving from exercising and so is Tim.
-Allen
Dear Lenalee and Allen-kun,
I wanna go too!
-Lavi
Dear Lavi,
In that case, why don't we all go? Let's ask Kanda and the others as well.
-Lenalee
Dear Lenalee,
That's a great idea! This way we can all try to bond with each other. I'll call Yuu-chan.
-Lavi
Dear Baka-Usagi
Oi! how many times must I tell you not to call me by my first name? Do you really like Mugen slicing your skin so much?
-Kanda
P.S, Don't involve me with your shit. I don't want you losers spoiling my breakfast with your presence.
Dear Allen-kun,
Yuu-chan's being mean to meeeeeee!
-Lavi
Dear Kanda,
Stop trying to threaten Lavi, you should know by now that it will never work on him. Just join us for breakfast, you'll see us there anyway so what's the big deal?
-Allen
Dear Moyashi,
I'm not trying to threaten the Usagi. I'm warning him. Damn masochistic Usagi. Seeing your faces early in the morning is bad enough, I don't want to lose my appetite by sitting anywhere near you idiots as well.
-Kanda
Dear Bakanda,
It's not Lavi's fault that he's like that. Some people are just...different.
-Allen
P.S, It's rude to call others idiots you know.
Dear Moyashi,
Who the hell are you calling an idiot? And stop trying to defend the Usagi, just admit that he's stupid.
-Kanda
P.S, I don't care. Sue me.
Dear Yuu-chan,
Jealous are we? Don't worry, I only think of Allen as a little brother...most of the time.
-Lavi
Dear Baka-Usagi,
Who's fucking jealous over that damn Moyashi? I'll slice you up for that comment!
-Kanda
Dear Kanda,
Which comment? Do you mean the later one?
-Lenalee
Dear Lenalee,
Stop trying to create complicated situations for yaoi doujinshi.
-Kanda
Dear Kanda
Does this mean I can create non-complicated situations then?
-Lenalee
P.S, You still haven't answered my first question.
Dear Anyone,
What's a yaoi doujinshi?
-Allen
Dear Moyashi and Lenalee,
Trust me Moyashi, you don't want to know. And woman, NO. You will abide from creating any more of that crap.
-Kanda
P.S, Choose whichever one you like, you'll probably delude yourself from believing my answer anyway.
Dear Bakanda,
Really?
-Allen
Dear Moyashi,
Really.
-Kanda
Dear Kanda,
You're no fun. What kind of fangirl would I be if I didn't make doujinshis? And besides, it is not crap! It's art.
-Lenalee
Dear Yuu-chan,
Aww~ you're trying to protect your Moyashi from fangirls. Kawai!
-Lavi
Dear Baka-Usagi and Lenalee,
Che. I am not trying to protect him. And how can reading about two boys doing all that shit be called art anyway?
-Kanda
Dear Lavi and Kanda,
Notice how he doesn't deny the fact that Allen-kun is his, Lavi. Don't say it like that Kanda! Two boys making out with each other because they are in love is perfectly okay!
-Lenalee
Dear Lenalee,
I don't really give a flying shit about two lovestruck guys but reading or seeing them fuck each other specially in weird-ass places is just GAY.
-Kanda
Dear Anyone,
Oh dear God, I think my mind just lost it's virginity...
-Allen
Dear Moyashi,
I told you that you don't want to know.
-Kanda
Dear Allen-kun,
It's not so bad Allen! I mean, you had to find out eventually. How else are you and Yuu-kun supposed to ever get it on if you have no knowledge about it?
-Lavi
Dear Lavi,
W-What are you t-talking about Lavi? Me and Kanda have no intention of 'getting it on'!...I think.
-Allen
Dear Lenalee,
Aww, can you see this Lenalee? Moyashi-chan wants Kanda to make hot passionate wild sex with him!
-Lavi
Dear Lavi,
Yes I can, yay, this is such a perfect scene for my fanfiction!
-Lenalee
Dear Everyone,
Oi Moyashi, stop giving thses freaks funny ideas! Stay out of our personal life Baka-Usagi. And what the hell Lenalee? You're even writing fanfictions?
-Kanda
Dear Kanda,
Yes I am, you never told me not to write fanfictions.
-Lenalee
Dear Lenalee,
Stop. Stop now.
-Kanda
Dear Kanda,
Sorry but no can do. You're already preventing me from making doujinshis, don't you think that you're being too selfish now Kanda?
-Lenalee
Dear Lenalee,
...If only your idiot of a brother knew.
-Kanda
Dear Yuu-chan,
Actually, he does. He's a member of our yaoi club!
-Lavi
Dear Lavi,
...The fuck? You have a yaoi club? Che. Nevermind.
-Kanda
Dear Anyone,
I think I am mentally scarred fro life. No, I think traumatized is a better description.
-Allen
Dear Allen-kun,
Don't worry, Kanda will help you survive. Maybe the two of you will even do some loving!
-Lenalee
Dear Lenalee,
…
-Allen and Bakanda
Dear Allen and Kanda,
*Giggle *
-Lenalee
Dear Bakanda,
...O-kay then. Um, Kanda what are going to eat for breakfast?
-Allen
Dear Moyashi,
Soba.
-Kanda
Dear Bakanda,
Oh is that so?
-Allen
Dear Allen-Kun and Yuu-chan,
Hey don't change the subject you two!
-Lavi
Dear Moyashi,
Che. You're getting your usual mountain aren't you
-Kanda
Dear Bakanda,
I actually don't know what to get yet.
-Allen
Dear Alle-kun and Kanda,
Hey don't seclude us you two!
-Lenalee
Dear Moyashi,
Meet me in the cafeteria in five minutes.
-Kanda
Dear Bakanda,
Eh, I thought you didn't want to eat with me?
-Allen
Dear Moyashi,
I meant that I didn't want to eat with ALL of you, not with you.
-Kanda
Dear Bakanda,
Eh? B-But what will the others say...
-Allen
Dear Moyashi,
*Sigh* Just meet me down there already...Allen.
-Kanda
Dear Bakanda,
Fine! I'll see you there in a bit...Kanda. *Blush*
-Allen
Dear Lenalee,
What the hell just happened?
-Lavi
Dear Lavi,
I think we just succeeded to let our dreams turn into reality!
-Lenalee
Dear Lenalee,
Yay! Now we just have to wait for them to start groping each other! Ooh I need to always bring my camera with me! I hope that they do it in the bath!
-Lavi
Dear Lavi,
Yeah, I hope so too. Ugh, this is the last time that I'll allow Nii-san to create anyome weird experiments. This '24 Hours Silence Virus' of his is really taking a toll on my witting hand.
-Lenalee
Dear Lenalee,
Well look at the bright side, at least those two finally managed to hook up!
-Lavi
Wow this was very weird and completely random. I guess this is what you get for trying to write a fanfiction at 3 o'clock in the morning without sleep or coffee. Anyway, I hope that some of you who bothered reading this actually found it even a tinny bit funny. Sorry if I rushed the ending a bit. I blame the lack of sleep.