Once upon a time, there was a great hokage named naruto. He loved his village., and between fits of ADHD, he protected it with his life.
One day, a strange man came to the gates of the village. He said his name was sasuke. He dressed strangely, wearing a waist coat and dress pants with a top hat and gloves, he was the strangest thin around.
He said he was a magician. He said that for a small fee he would show the hokage a trick so wonderful, that his great grandchildren's grandchildren would remember it as if it had happened earlier that day.
Well naruto was dying to see this trick! He led the magicians way to the center of the village and waited for the trick to be preformed.
It is to bright, he said, I need the help of night to show you the wonders of the world! So naruto, giddy as he was, and in a fit of ADHD, ran to the highest point and reached for a tendril of sunlight. Grabbing hold he smashed the sun down into a part of the village that was used for sun-tanning.
The stars shone in the night sky and sasuke smiled. He took off his top hat and a snake slithered onto his arm. He waited politely for naruto to return but grew impatient as he had a sudden craving for ramen.
After a few bowls he had returned. Sasuke was tapping his foot impatiently and naruto apologized sheepishly. Sasuke only smirked and threw the snake into the air.
"behold, great hokage! The trick I show you, is the disappearing of the stars!" as he said this the snake vanished into the night air and the stars blinked out one at a time until there was nothing but darkness. Naruto was astonished! How could have done such an immense trick?
Naruto turned on a lighter to face sasuke but he had disappeared, the stars taken with him. Outraged, naruto stomped along the trail of the magician and found him at a small tavern.
He promptly approached the man and asked what he had done with the stars. He only smirked and told him that snakes need to eat to. Naruto then roughly grabbed the snake and snake and sliced open its belly. An explosion of light protruded from the snakes belly and a massive explosion killed everyone in the tavern except naruto, because he's the hero of the story so how can he die right now?
He chuckled heroically and a small girl with crutches and British accent looked around at all the stars on the ground. The poisonous gas from the stars was starting to make her woozy so she asked politely, "aah we ganna poot tha staws bach in tha sky?". Naruto laughed deeply and patted her on the head which nearly made her fall over. "of course we are." Then he threw all the stars back into the sky except the last one which he held in his hand, the radio activeness making his face glow. "may I poot thot won bach in tha sky sir?" the little girl asked eagerly. Naruto laughed again then screamed in her face. "no!" then he laughed again, "silly random British child, stars are for- oh look a bunny!" he ran towards the bunny and dropped the star to the ground where it exploded in the girls face. Then she was randomly drop-kicked by the 6th hokage because she made him loose his new bunny friend.
THE END