My "Heiry Butt"

Just because I can speak Parseltounge, it doesn't mean that I'm evil. Alice Potter thought bitterly, as several students passed her carrying cloves of garlic and hissing at her.

Alice was fairly upset to see that some of these students were her girlfriends in Hufflepuff and Gryffindor. Lavender Brown waved garlic in her face, and all Alice did was sneeze.

"Would you cut it out?" She cried, and Lavender started hissing at her. "Don't try speaking Parseltounge, Lavender, it doesn't work."

"You should have been in Slytherin, Potter." Lavender sneered, and Alice felt hurt on the inside. She felt like nobody would pay her any mind, and as she stalked down the hallway angrily, she didn't pay any attention where she was going. Because when she looked up, she noticed that she was in a most amazing room.

"Hello, Alice." A voice said, and Alice looked up. She didn't know whether to be happy or annoyed that she had just found Cedric Diggory.

"Oh, hello Cedric. Don't mind me; I'll just get my "Heiry Butt" out of here, so to speak."

Cedric gave her a confused look, before shaking his head, and said, "I don't believe that tosh that the whole school's come up with about you. I personally think that Justin ought to be grateful that you saved his life."

Alice smiled coldly at him, and said, "Are we still friends, then?"

Cedric smiled, and then he said, "Alice, I've always thought you were beautiful. Would you do me the honor of becoming my girlfriend?"

Alice didn't hesitate to say "Yes."