~ inspired by the Ed Edd & Eddy episode Hot buttered Ed~
Me and the three Eds were having a sleepover in a tent in the front yard, and while Double D was trying to read, Ed and Eddy were fighting over a bag of chips.
"Ed! Give me the chips!" Eddy yelled angrily.
"Say pretty please, Eddy! Pretty please with two eggs and a slice of bacon!" Ed reasoned.
"Give me the chips!" Eddy yelled again.
While they were both pulling on the bag, it broke and the chips fell and scattered everywhere.
"Oh, look at this now," Double D started.
"Potato skins covered in dexoto-salt and saturated fats all over my sleeping bag," Double D complained. Eddy then giggled.
"Double D made a mess in his sleeping bag, Ed," he laughed. Ed got the joke and laughed loudly.
"Hey, let's make a pie and hit me with it," Ed suggested. Eddy then shined a flashlight on Ed.
"Dr. Double D, Dr. Macabre, I think we need to operate," Eddy smiled
"Great idea, Eddy," I agreed.
"Hold still, Lumpy!" Eddy snapped at Ed
He then shadowed his hand over the flashlight and pretend to pinch his head with his thumb and forefinger. Eddy pinched Ed's head shadow a few more times and Ed got woozy.
"I feel it Eddy. Like voodoo," Ed slurred.
"Guys we need to go to bed so we can get up early so we can claim our spot at the swimming hole," I reminded them after they settled down.
"Macabre's right, fellas. We wouldn't want to lose our spot to Kevin," Double D agreed.
"Goodnight guys," I said while they fell asleep and I tucked myself in.