This is...I don't even know, I was eating a strange candy and this idea popped into my head. I guess it was from the sugar rush, or at least I hope so ^;^ Happy reading~
"Haru." I lay in bed staring at the ceiling listening to the chirping birds and noisy cicadas. "Haru."Strange, I must still be delusional from last night; I thought I heard someone call my name. "Haru!" Now I could swear I heard someone call me, I was still groggy from my outing last night, I didn't attempt to answer or open my eyes. "Haru, you bastard! Get the hell up!" "What the hell?" I jumped up to see no one there. "Great, I'm imagining things and I just made myself dizzy." I squinted to focus my eyesight in the revolving room. "Look down here!" I looked at my bedside to see Mr. Moo Moo. He was a white cow splattered with black spots, large obsidian eyes, and horns that protruded three inches from his head, oh and did I mention that he had sparkling purple wings that dropped glitter every time they were touched or moved?
"Oh God, I'm still hallucinating! How the hell could an inanimate object talk?" "Damn straight! However I'm not just a result of your little act last night." "Then why are you talking to me, and why can you speak Japanese?" "Don't freak out yet, I knew this day would come so I took a few precautions." "So, when I become sober again, you'll stop talking to me right?" "I'm afraid it's not that simple. This is your fault and unfortunately I was sent to make you correct it." "What the hell did I do?" "Well you see, after you little episode, you managed to align the events for the apocalypse that has now set in motion, damn idiot!" "Can you stop being so difficult and just tell me what I did?" "So you don't remember anything?" "The only thing I remember is walking out of the house and being awoken by a talking cow plushie." "I'm more than just a friggen' plushie! "I'm an entity that was sent from Metelatazanegana to intervene!" "So you're not just an illusion?" Mr. Moo Moo hit himself with his hoof. "Were you even listening to me?" "Uhh, kind of but you lost me after that place with the really long name." I said staring at the cow that was frantically flailing about.
"I'll dumb it down for an idiot like you. I am an entity sent to keep you from destroying the world. Are you with me so far dumbass?" I nodded my head oblivious to the insult she just hurled at me. "So I get that but, I really don't care." "What? How can you not care? The world is doomed because of you!" "Yeah, yeah I know, can I go back to sleep now Mr. Moo Moo?" I began to see dancing mushrooms on the wall. "Mister? I'm a woman!" That snapped me back into reality; I picked up the cow and began inspecting it. "Stop that! You're making me dizzy!" "Well you say you're a girl, but I don't see udders or any other distinguishable female traits." "You dumb ass! I chose this form because it wasn't suspicious!" "Lady, you realize that you're a cow right?" "It was the only was I was able to get in your house. "But if you're an entity as you claim, why can't you teleport?" "Well you see, I'm still in the beginner ranks, I'm only a ruby." "Don't you mean newbie?" "No! It's ruby!" I grew weary of talking to a plushie; I need to at least make myself believe that I'm somewhat sane. "Can you like, transform or something, I can't take you seriously this way." She thought for a moment "That can be arranged, only if you promise to fix what you've destroyed." "I promise, now show yourself."