Author's Note: Well, I was bored one night and wrote this after watching an episode of 'Bottom' Please r&r but no flame, pweeeease


Beast Boy and Robin were alone in the Tower. They were bored as hell, with nothing to do. Everyone had left them to go see some dumb romace movie - while Beast Boy had wanted to see a comedy and Robin wanted to see an action movie. They sat in different places in the main room. Robin by the main frame computer, Beast Boy by the phone. Beast Boy looked over his shoulder at the nearly sleeping Boy Wonder. Beast Boy picked the phone out of the cradle.

'H-hello? Who are you? Ok, just don't hurt the kid…' Beast Boy spoke nervously. He grabbed the attention of his best mate now. 'R-Robin, its him. He's got Marcie!' Beast Boy cried quietly. Robin gave him a confused/wtf look. 'What are you talk-'He was cut off by Beast Boy who was talking into the phone again. 'You want what? 1 million billion squillion dollars?! What are you crazy?! Oh you are sorry…Ok, we'll get the money, just don't hurt our baby! Please!' Beast Boy dropped the phone as if it were acid. He felt Robin's hand on his shoulder. 'You ok man?' the Boy Wonder asked. Beast Boy shook his head.

'No. We gotta save our baby Robin, we just gotta!!!!' With that the green jester began bawling his eyes out. After a few more minutes of this, he got up from his position – his arms around Robin's legs – and went to the fridge, pulling out a soda. 'So, anything on TV?' he asked.


A/N: Well, there you go. A completley pointless one-shot.