Elsa and Anna were having a pleasant picnic. It has been a week since the great thaw and the snow Queen can finally live a happy life. Both of the royal sisters had smiles on their faces, not needing to say anything, just enjoying each other's company.
Elsa was about to take another small bite out of her sandwich when she was abruptly brought back to reality by then a loud buzzing sound. A large hole came up from under the ground in front of the twosome
Thinking quickly Elsa calmly but firmly addressed her sister "Anna, get behind me!"
Anna refused "No we can face it together"
"Anna I will not let you put yourself in harm's way again, I owe you my life and I promise that no matter what happens to me I will always be with you " Elsa replied
Elsa flexed her fingers "I'm ready" she thought "I will save my little sister even if it cost me my-"her notions of bravado and self-sacrifice were interrupted when the thing she was least expecting came out from the hole.
A rather large grey rabbit, carrot in hand, came jumped out from the hole and as it stood nearly as tall as Anna on its two hind legs. It looked around and had a confused look on its face. The creature then noticed the Queen and Princess.
"Eh….what's up doc?" the rabbit asked. Elsa was beginning to think she was losing her mind but her sister had a similar look on her face that showed she was seeing it too. So Elsa decided to just roll with it.
"Um….hello" She said not sure how to address the animal. Due to its voice she assumed it was male and she took a leap of faith and, with more confidence addressed him again "I am not a doctor I am Queen Elsa, how can I help you?"
"I am bugs, bugs bunny….eh where am I?" he said, punctuating each sentence with a crunch of his carrot which he chewed on rather loudly.
"Mr. Bugs, you are in the kingdom of Arendelle." She said politely
Bugs face-palmed and said "drat, I knew I should have taken a left on Albuquerque"
Anna and her sister realized he was lost and took pity on him "we are on a picnic, won't you join us?" Elsa asked.
The annoyed look on Bugs' face faltered somewhat and he said "well sure if you don't mind, I would not want to impose"
"We insist" they both answered with smiles
"Well ok, I'll join ya" Bugs relented. Much to their surprise, Bugs pulled out a suitcase. Once he opened it, he took a large basket, some napkins, forks, spoons, knives, a table, three chairs, a pitcher of lemonade, some apple juice, grape juice, water, ham, cheese, bread, condiments, plates, salami, bologna, a bomb with a lit fuse- "oops, wrong department" he apologized and put the bomb back in and last but not least he dragged out a HUGE bag of carrots bigger than Elsa. He seated himself and invited Elsa and Anna to take their seats at the huge table but the two royal sisters just stared, jaw-dropped at the banquet he provided that made their picnic look puny for several minutes before accompanying him. As he munched on yet another carrot, he politely listened to Elsa's story as Anna ate a sandwich.
As they were eating and enjoying the unexpected but welcome company of this odd character they were interrupted as a Elsa's snow monster: marshmallow, stomped on the scene. He stared at Bugs for what felt like hours and the sisters were frozen with fear, both for themselves and their guest. Marshmallow suddenly snatched Bugs in his arms but before Elsa could do anything aggressive, marshmallow smiled and his eye's beamed with joy.
"oh no, not this again" bugs whined much to the confusion of the two girls.
"My very own bunny rabbit, I will love him and name him George and I will hug him and pat him and squeeze him" Marshmallow gleefully said oblivious to the rabbit's discomfort. Elsa then politely but firmly ordered the snowman to let Bugs go, which he did with a sad look on his face.
After the picnic, Elsa apologized for the 50th time for her minion's antics. Bugs assured her that it was ok and the two sisters just stood slack jawed as he effortlessly put everything back in the bag and he said goodbye.
"Brace yourself doc, this might make ya question your mental state" Bugs warned
"Nothing can do that after your picnic, which I did enjoy" Elsa countered.
"Well then aloha" Bugs said. He then pulled a professional painting set out of the bag, painted a perfect picture of the country side, place the set back in the bag, put on a coat and hat, and jumped in the painting and walked off into the horizon in said picture. The two sisters fainted.