Ampluhphy, can you write me a scene where someone is asking the salesclerk where they can buy a youtube channel? Their kid wants them to check out their minecraft let's play? The customer has never heard of the internet and the grocery store is "Internet Food" or sth similar?
A woman rounds the block and eyes, the newly crazed "Internet Food" store. Her friends have given the place many fruitful compliments and recommendations that she just had to go. Her child had one request for her before she left to this establishment.
"Hey Mom, could you check out my new Minecraft Let's Play on my YouTube channel?" he said hoping for an ounce of support.
As she parked her car in the parking lot, she sighed, hoping this would be what she had expected. She stepped out of the car and practically scuttled to the building's front entrance. She stepped inside and gasped in awe. "Internet Food" wasn't at all what she had expected, it was a grocery store like she had expected, and it was in fact, a café of some sort. She approached what seemed to be the front counter.
"H-hello. What is this place?" she asked the man at the counter.
He responded, "Silly, this is "Internet Food" the newly popular internet café with real food."
"Wait," she said quietly, "just what the hell is an internet."
He man laughed profoundly. The woman still clearly confused.
Until he realized and said, "Ma'am, you're not joking are you?"
"Why the hell would I be?" she said angrily.
"Well, the internet is a-" he was cut off by the woman. "Sorry but I didn't come here to learn, can you just help me real quick?"
She tried to recall what her son had asked her to do, "something about YouTube" she said to herself quietly, before saying "Oh yeah! Where would I be able to procure a… um… erm.. a YouTube channel?"
The man laughed again before saying "You can't buy a YouTube channel, silly."
The confused woman apologized for the inconvenience and quickly left to the safety of her car. She pulled out her flip phone and dialed her son's telephone number.
"Hey, so can you explain something to me? Just what the hell is an internet?"
As her son begins to explain the camera pans out of view and into oblivion.