Lincoln was in his house and he didn't want to dance with Ronnie Anne so he lies at his sisters about the fact Ronnie told him no so that he won't have to go to the dance
Leni: Did you ask another girl to go with you to the dance?
Lincoln: Nah, I am just going to hang out with Clyde, Zach, Liam, and Rusty
And then they all assume Lincoln to have a polyandrous relationship with them
Lynn: Oh, You're gay with one of them or all of them
Luna: Oh cool, I didn't know that you were gay like how I am a lesbian who has a crush on Sam
Lincoln: WTF No, This was not I mean like I am just friends with them and it pretty normal for me to not dance with anyone
Lynn: Phew, I heard that Ronnie Anne is very homophobic that she murder gays and lesbians
Luna: Is that real?
Lynn: No, I was just sarcasm
Lori: Sadie Hawkins Dance is the most important part of a girl's life and you don't want to dance with a girl
Leni: How sad, Lincoln doesn't have a date
Lincoln: I don't care because when the hell did kids start dating each other like remember when it was only teens that date each other and kids were just friends with the girls?
Lori: Ummm no
Lincoln: Do all of you understand this?
Sisters: Yes Lincoln
Lincoln: Thank you
And then Lincoln went to his room, His four sisters, Lucy, Lynn, Luan, and Luna had a good idea, so they had a meeting about which girls to go with Lincoln in the dance but unfortunately, they had a small argument
Luna: What about Tabby?
Lynn: Tabby suck because Lincoln hates girls that play music, what about Polly Pains?
Luna: Well no because Lincoln hates girls that play sports, what about you Lucy?
Lucy: Haiku, She is pretty much like me
Luan: Not her because Lincoln hates girls that are boring so what about Giggles guys?
Lucy: Hell no, She is worse than them because Lincoln hates girls that are funny
Lynn: I have an idea, Let all land him on the four dates with them
Luan: Fuck no, everyone would hate him as they will think that he cheat on one of them with the other
Lynn:….Yeah, you have a point about that
Luna: Holy shit, I just realized that he really hates all of our four friends because of their personalities, He hates music girls, He hates sports girls, and He hates funny girls and even Goths girls
Lucy: No Luna, Those might not be true at all like if he hates them then he wouldn't love us
Luan: True…..
Lynn: So now what like we can't just let Lincoln go to the school dance because everyone at school will think that he, Zach, Liam, Rusty, and Clyde are in a polyandrous relationship
Luan: We must find a new girl that we don't know
Lucy: What about Girl Jordan
Lynn: No, I heard that Lincoln and his friends really hate her like hell
Lucy: Dang, Well this is time to find a new girl in royal woods
Lucy, Lynn, Luan, and Luna went out in the city as they were trying to find a girl, the first girl they meet was Hattie but they found her very ugly and worst of all, they heard from others peoples that she keep spoiling them at a movie theater
Lucy: I remember Lincoln beating someone because he got spoiled
Luna: Yeah, He really hates spoilers so much
So they went deeper and the second girl they meet was a Karate Girl but they quickly rejected her because they found her to be very brutal than Lynn and Ronnie Anne
Lucy: I know that he hates women who are strong than mans
Lynn: I don't know if he really hates women that are strong?
Luan: Does any of you guys know what Lincoln loves?
Luna: Well he loves Ace Savvy but that is only for males….
Luan: Hmmm Ace Savvy and you said it was for males well guess what, I know a girl that actually loves Ace Savvy
Lucy, Luna, and Lynn: Who?
Luan: Renee and she is a fan of Ace Savvy
Luna: You know her?
Luan: Well kinda as I saw her going to the ace savvy comic con
Lynn: Nice, Now this will be easy because Lincoln is a fan of Ace Savvy just like her
Luna: Now Lincoln won't be a loner
And then the four girls went to Renee's house and they told her about Lincoln which she agrees to go with him, the very next day, Luna told him that she hooks him up with a perfect girl
Lincoln: WHY?
Luna: Because Ronnie Anne rejected you and it made us sad so I decided to do something good
Lucy: I hate the idea of you hanging out with boys in a school dance
Lynn: That sound very gay as hell and can't you just stay home instead of going there?
Lincoln: The truth is that I want to go to the arcade for a 2-for-1 deal
Luan: The arcades are for losers with no life, you're better than that
Lincoln: What?
Luna: Trust us, you will like the girl more than Ronnie Anne
Lincoln: Is it Tabby?
Luna: Nope, I realized you hate girls that play music
Lincoln: No I don't, so is it Haiku?
Lucy: Nope, You hates girls that are too boring and she is a Goth which you don't like about
Lincoln: I don't hate Goths…..Is it Polly Pains?
Lynn: Nah, You hates strong woman that play sports
Lincoln: Ok, first of all, I don't hate them and you need to stop assuming everything like Luan, I know you will say that I hate girls that are funny which is not true at all
Luan: Can you shut up and go to the Sadie Hawkins Dance, We promise that the girl is perfect, She don't play music, She is not boring, She is not a strong woman that play sports and she is not funny all the times
Lincoln: Fine and she better be good
And then Lincoln went to the Sadie Hawkins Dance where he meets the girl that his sisters hook him up with, He was pretty worried about it as they didn't realize that he lies to them about Ronnie yesterday but he has an idea at how to deal with her if she is in the dance
Clyde: Where are you going?
Lincoln: I am going to see the new girl
Zach: Oh cool, you finally got a date
Lincoln: Yeah, I am pretty nervous about it like what if she won't like me
Rusty: Why would a girl hates your hair color like isn't that racist?
Lincoln: True, I hope the so-called perfect girl like me
Four minutes later, He finally meets the new girl, she has long, brown hair that is tied up into a ponytail and she was wearing a red t-shirt with an Ace Savvy logo on it which made him immediately realize that his sisters somehow found a girl that is a fan of Ace Savvy
Renee: Hello, Are you Lincoln right?
Lincoln: Yes I am and I didn't know that girls like those comics
Renee: I don't remember seeing you at the ace savvy comic con
Lincoln: I couldn't come to the comic con because I got grounded after I defend Lucy as I don't want my sisters to make fun of her just because she secretly loves Pony Princess
Renee: Wow, How nice of you, they were right, you are a good person
Lincoln: By the ways, what is your name?
Renee: It Renee and I am the only ace savvy fangirl in this city apparently
Lincoln: Dang well look like this school dance won't be bad at all
And then they had fun hanging out together that Lincoln decided to invite her into the arcades for a 2-for-1 deal which made Zach, Liam, Rusty and Clyde proud of them but they were sad that they still don't have dates until a girl comes to Rusty as she heard that he like Roller Derby
Polly Pains: Hi Rusty, I am Polly and Lynn told me that you are very good at it, Want to hang out with me?
Rusty: Sure, I love that sport, Bye guys, I finally found a date
Clyde: Holy shit, Did a random girl hook up with him?
Liam: I saw….
Then a clown girl walk to Zach and she told him that there was a bug on his shirt which he looks down which caused her to poke his head
Giggles: Ha, Got you
Zach: Hahaha, Nice gag you did
Giggles: I am Giggles and want to hang out with me so I can show you my gags?
Zach: Sure, I love classic gags, See you guys later, I found a date just like Rusty
Clyde: Ok, What the hell, I think Lincoln hooks us up with those girls
Liam: Pretty sure it wasn't him like a boy don't hook a girl with another girl
Clyde: Right….
Then a Girl with black hair and purple highlights came to see Liam where she invites him to come with her
Tabby: Hi I am Tabby and want to turn it up to 11 with me on the dance floor?
Liam: Ummm sure, see you later Clyde, I am going to hang out with her
Clyde: I can't believe that he just had a date with a pretty girl….Sigh I am lonely
Clyde went to sit on the chairs as he was pretty depressed but suddenly he sees a Goth girl that was sitting next to him
Clyde: Oh hey, I am Clyde
Haiku: And I'm Haiku…..Do you share the same pains as me?
Clyde: Sigh yeah, my hearts belong to an older woman
Haiku: Well My heart belongs to an older man who is now 200 years old
Clyde: Wow, We are not different from each other….Want to hang with me
Haiku: Sure
And then Clyde become happy that he finally found a date, Meanwhile with Ronnie Anne who was trying to find Lincoln but she couldn't find him, She was upset that he didn't come as she wants to go to the arcade with him so she decided to go ask Lincoln's sisters about where he is, Later with Lucy, Lynn, Luan, and Luna as they learn that their mission was very successful
Lynn: YES! Now with that Lincoln's friends are dating our four friends and the fact Lincoln is with Renee, now they won't be in a polyandrous relationship
Luan: Thank you for your amazing idea, I knew it will work like our friends as they had some things in common
Luna: This what Ronnie Anne get for rejecting our brother
Then suddenly they heard a knock from the door so Lucy open it, she was surprised to see that it was Ronnie Anne
Lucy: Oh look, everyone, It the girl that rejected Lincoln
Ronnie: What, I didn't reject him
Lynn: Yes you did and now he is with Renee at the arcade, He seems to love her more than you
Ronnie: What the fuck, why you guys think I rejected him
Luna: Lincoln told us that you said no when he asks you to dance
Ronnie: Wow, He lies at you guys…Stupid Lincoln not knowing that all I want to do with him was going to the arcade because of the 2-for-1 deal they had
Luna:….Oh
Lynn: Wow, We believe in Lincoln's lies but hey at least we didn't land him on four dates
Ronnie: Wait so you were the one who hooks Polly pains, Tabby, Giggles and Hiaku with his friends?
Luan: Yup and Renee was the perfect girl for Lincoln because she was a fan of Ace Savvy
Lynn: Now Lincoln won't develop a polyandrous relationship with his own friends
Ronnie: Hey guys, Know you what, I am not even mad at him like Lori and Bobby were assholes who forced me to become his girlfriend, I am proud of Lincoln having a perfect girlfriend that is way better than me
Luna: I understand why he lies at us but that was not a bad lie after all
Lucy: So what are you going to do now Ronnie Anne?
Ronnie: I am going to tell Lincoln that I know the truth now
Then Ronnie leave the house as she was going to meet up Lincoln and Renee, Lucy, Luna, Luan, and Lynn was happy that Lincoln had the best night ever
THE END!