How Bud pees
Bud uses the bathrooms in this to pee. He stands at school to pee in a urinal and sits to pee at home. He hates sitting to pee. But rules of his house. Will say Penis in it. Bud has a Penis since he is a boy. He loves that part of his. We see him going in the bathroom in his house. He knows what he must do. He pulled down his pants and underwear. He sees his penis.
"Well hi Penis," said Bud, "Sorry i have to sit."
He talks to it if it was alive. He sat on the toilet and peed in it. Hs mom came in as he got off. She saw it. His genitals. She saw it many times an sees them in the bath.
"Hi mom," said Bud, "I was peeing."
"I can tell," said Cisely, "See your penis."
"I love that part," said Bud, "It is my favorite part. Nothing like the human penis."
"That is true," said Cisely, "Bath time anyway. Get naked."
"I sure will," said Bud, "I love being that way."
He did as he was told. He got naked and got in the bath. It is nice and hot. Ladonna came in.
"Hi Bud how was preschool?" said Ladonna, "Just want to know."
"It was sure good," said Bud, "Can i have my rubber duck?"
"Here you go," said Ladonna, "So you wont play with that Penis there."
"I still play with it," said Bud, "Mom lets me."
"That is because it is yours," said Cisely, "It is attached to you."
Bud has his hat off. It is in his bedroom. He wont wear it in his house anymore. His hair is fine.
"That is true," said Bud, "But i prefer this rubber duck."
Next chapter he uses the bathroom in preschool. See what happens next.
