The Great Hazzard Hijack -Alternate ending
Disclaimer; I do not own the characters. This is an alternate ending to an episode entitled The Great Hazzard Hijack.
Warning: Some mild language
Author's note. The story is based on an episode entitled The Great Hazzard Hijack. If you haven't seen this episode it goes something like this. The boys are racing against Cooter who is in a jeep. When they go across the creek Bo turns to the right and gets stuck. Cooter makes it across and wins. When Bo goes to help Cooter pull them out, Luke stays in the creek by the General. A stack of $50.00 bills floats to him. They decide to turn it in, and the picture Daisy took of them handing it to Boss ends up in the newspaper. It turned out that the serial numbers matched those that got stolen in an armored truck robbery five years prior. Luke's marine buddy shows up claiming that his 'sister' was being blamed for it. The Dukes try to help. I changed the ending, it's Luke that goes back to check on Jesse not Bo. Jesse and Daisy get the upper hand and they bring Phil's buddys to the court house. Luke sees them on the road leading to the farm. This is where Luke finds them and where my story begins.
"These are the ones responsible." Jesse told Luke as they pulled up to each other. Just then they heard Rosco's cb call to Boss. "This is Rosco P. Coltrane callin' my little fat buddy, you got your ears on? Come back." "What is it Rosco?" "Good news, good news, I found it, I found it." "Oh ya did, well bring the you know what to you know where." "Oh I got it, the court house." "Rosco, you jackass. Hush up and get here." "I'm gone." Luke looked at Jesse with fear in his eyes, "I gotta get Bo." "Hold on boy, don't go alone. Let's drop these two off at the court house, we'll all go." "But.." "Luke, if Phil don't suspect anything Bo will be fine. Come on." Against his better judgement Luke followed.
Phil heard the exchange but Bo didn't. "Hey Phil, the ramps ready." "Alright, let's do it." When Bo turned around to get into the General, Phil hit him on the head hard. Knocking him out cold.
At the court house
"Bo's alone with him." Luke told Jesse. "Lost sheep one to lost sheep two, come back." Nothing. "Lost sheep one to lost sheep two, come back." Silence. "Bo, this is Luke. Where are you?" "He's sleeping now, Lukas." "Phil." "I guess you caught on, huh?" "Where's Bo?" "Somewhere dark, deep and won't be out anytime soon. Until I get what I came for." "Which is?" "Don't be stupid Lukas. You know what. Let me ask you this Lukas, does your cousin here have your pain tolerance?" "Phil don't." "Because if there's one thing I learned about you in Vietnam is, you have a very high tolerance to pain. I mean when the V.C. questioned you, then took a hot poker and put it in your thigh. I thought for sure you'd tell them your unit's location." "Phil stop." "But you didn't even scream, what'd you do? You held your breath and closed your eyes to block the pain. Lucky for you, your unit found the camp before anything more could be done. What did ya do to the s.o.b. that tortured you Luke? You remember?" "Phil, I mean it, stop." "What? Are you gonna do to me what you did to him? Huh Lukas? Does your loving family know that you can kill a man with your own two hands?" "No, but you do. It only took me what 5 seconds to snap his neck. You hurt Bo, I'll do it to you in less."
"If you don't bring the money tomorrow, Hazzard pond, noon. Bo will be wishing you showed him that little pain trick." "I'll be there, you best bring Bo, and he'd better be alive and well, or your the one that will be wishing you knew that trick. See as I recall, if they would have done you first, you would have sold out not only my unit, but yours as well." "Tomorrow, noon. Don't be late."
"Damn it." Luke cussed and threw the cb handle down and looked at the shocked expressions on everyone's faces. "Where's the money Boss?" "My office. I'll get it." Boss replied to Luke. To say Boss was terrified of Luke was putting it mildly. "What he say true?" Cooter asked. Luke just nodded, "had no choice."
Luke started pacing. "We gotta find Bo tonight. He ain't gonna bring him. He knows once I get Bo back I'll go after him. If there's one thing I learned about him in 'nam is; he's lazy, always took the easy way out of everything. He's close to Hazzard Pond, he ain't gonna risk Bo making a break for it if he has to drive far." "Where would we even look?" Asked Cletus. "Ok, I'll get a map." Replied Rosco. "Let's check the cabins and old still sites." Then Rosco remembered, "wait he said he's somewhere dark and deep." He left the room and came back with a different map. "There are caves and old wells in this area near Hazzard pond." He pointed to various locations on the map.
They all discussed their roles and went to get supplies to find Bo. They left for Hazzard pond and when they got close, they decided to drive blind the rest of the way. After looking for an hour they came up empty. "Damn it," Luke said under his breath. "I thought he'd be near." "Nearer than you think." Replied Phil.
Luke spun around to face Phil. As he raised his gun at Luke and fired.