The 12 Splatalot defenders were contending with an adversary from another kingdom called Terror Blaze, their only ambition in life: Taking over the Splatalot kingdom. Cannons roared, arrows whistled, armour clanked, swords shrieked,catapults snarled it was horrible Splatalot had lost a lot of expert fighters, Terror Burn was triumph so far Suddenly' Knightriss who was at the north battlement of the castle had some of Tinkor's new inventions the defenders grabbed a weapon and got back to the assigned post however, Kookaburra and Tinkor were inside the castle taking refuge, after witnessing a blood bath the battle was shrinking their sanity inch by inch.
"The blood is wearing on Tinky's brain." The inventor sobbed miserably.
"D-Don't worry mate We'll be fine I hope." The Aussie bird trembled in fright.
The crazy defenders embraced each other shivering, wanting this hell of nightmare to finish for eternity, Tinkor suddenly snapped. "TINKY IS SICK OF HURTING IT'S ALL TINKY DOSE!"
"Same here mate I don't like hurting people we have to get out of here my gut is telling me this job is not right for us." Kook sniffled, "We have to go somewhere different."
(Out side the castle)
The sky was starting to turn to a blazing orange colour the leader of the rival castle was determined to get the crown they successfully got to the crown stand.
"Sorry defenders but this place is mine now." The leader chortled manically.
The tables soon turned when Gildar fired a poisonous arrow at the leader the arrow landed into the heart killing him instantly causing everyone who was left to flee in every direction possible.
"GOOD RIDDANCE!" Ballista bellowed, shaking her fist.
"The mighty Gildar had done it again." The vain Viking boasted, flipping his hair.
"SHUT UP ILLDAR!" Skabb retorted, "WE HAD TO DO MOST OF THE HARD WORK YOU JUST STOOD THERE LOOKING AT YOUR PUNY GIRLY MIRROR WAITING FOR THE LEADER TO GET TO THE CROWN!"
"I second that." Vane yawned.
"You're a jerk Gildar." Ballista seethed,despising Gildar being self centered .
"Leave my cousin alone you excuse for a huntress." The Amazon girl huffed arrogantly.
"Can it you polite doofus." Ballista retaliated.
"STOP ARGUING THIS MINUTE!" Knightriss scolded.
The bickering defenders immediately stopped.
The defenders went inside the castle to celebrate their win Thorne however, grumbled to himself when he got to the grand dinning hall he detected Kook and Tink. "OY! Where have you both been, you should have been outside repelling the Terror Blazer's away!" The alchemist snarled coldly.
"We stayed inside 'cause um...we made sure that the enemy got into the castle they might have found a top secret passage way and got in, we can't leave the inside unguarded ya know someone could have gotten in sneaked up behind ya and stabbed ya to death." Kookaburra explained.
"Hmmm it sounds..." Thorne started.
'Oh great there's no way Thorne is gonna buy it at all Tinkor and I are dead men.' Kookaburra thought to himself.
"Very logical." Thorne said in monotone.
"It dose...I mean yea we only got rid of four we lobed them into the moat." Kookaburra stuttered slightly, hiding a tiny white lie.
"Did they find the same passage or separate?" The British alchemist questioned suspicious.
"Same." the Canadian inventor murmured, "Oh can Kookaburra and I make the tea tonight it's been awhile."
"OK you two I'll let Knightriss know about the passage ways also you guys making the dinner." Thorne grumbled walking to the meeting/prep room.
In the meeting room the knight was sitting down with the rest of her comrades, all having a moment silence respecting all those who were lost during the massive battle. After the silence, Thorne knocked on the door.
"Enter." Madeva hollered.
Thorne plodded into the room, staring at the ground. "Knightriss, Kookaburra told me that four gladiators from Terror Blaze found one of the passage ways into the castle so Tinkor will change where all the passages are just to be safe."
"Skabb rule #2757 it's better to be safe than sorry!" The barbarian screamed.
"Also our wacky friends will make diner for us all." Thorne added.
"OK master Thorne." Knightriss said approvingly.
"Hey why can't I rustle up something for dinner?" Gildar asked.
"You can't cook anything at all we end up getting food poisoning every time." Skabb pointed out.
Gildar let out a arrogant huff but didn't bother to argue, knowing that the knight will scold him.
Outside of the castle Tinkor and Kookaburra were working to the bone when relocating all of the passage ways into the castle sweat was raining down their faces like a waterfall, despite the fact the unpredictable duo had infinity amount of energy they began to uncharacteristically feel exhausted.
"Tinkor how meany hidden passage ways are there?" Kook panted.
"Ten we have done five in one hour due to taking things out, filling up the holes furthermore remaking." Tink groaned in agony.
An hour later The inventor and bird finished unfortunately they were covered in bruises, muscles ached too, wincing with every step they took.
"Right we need to have a shower before we make tea non of the defenders would like whiffing sweat." Kookaburra emphasized 'need' so Tinkor would have to take a shower.
"No!" The Canadian inventor pouted, "Tinky will short circuit."
"Oh er have a bath and stick you robotic arm out." Kook suggested.
"Fine." Tink growled.
After Tink and Kook got cleaned up they put their pajamas on them made dinner.
"Dinner is served." The bird said in a miserable tone, sitting down when he gave the defenders spaghetti and meat balls.
"What's wrong with you and Tinkor? You boys are normally joyful full of energy." Knightriss had concern in her voice.
"It nothing we're OK." Tinkor fibbed.
Skabb rubbed Tink's back, worried.
"Don't worry buddy." Skabb said softly.
When every defender finished their dinner they went to bed, they needed an early night.
Kookaburra and Tinkor were in the Bird's bedroom sitting on the bed which was more of a bird nest.
"Tinkor, mate we need to find away to get out of this wretched place so we can start a new leaf the downside: this will have a negative impact on our friendships with the others...On top of that we need to know an exact time and date when we are gonna leave." Kookaburra elucidated.
The inventor nodded his head.
"Tinkor before you go back to your bedroom to sleep plan something out ASAP!" The bird commanded.
Tinkor got up from the bed, heading towards the red corridor.
This was just the beginning of: Kookaburra And Tinkor's Great Castle Escape.
Will they get out of the castle alive or thrown in the dungeon for the rest of their lives?