A/N: This is written by me and my friend Taren!! (( We thought of it this
morning after reading a really funny POTC parody thing.
Rating; PG, because of Gandalf the Gay, who will make an appearance in the next chapter!
Disclaimer: We don't own LOTR...YET!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Summary: When the Sacred Ice Cube reappears after thousands of years, it's up to a small, whiny hobbit and his "friends" to melt it!! **PLEASE R/R**
Lord of the Sacred Ice Cube: The Fellowship of the Cooler
Chapter One
Almost all lines spoken by Galadriel
Eieoaioehoaiwghpaoeghapowe yoie tfeaiowtgawegoaihgoaweihtg
The world is changing.
Thekhtethkwlaji theia;jtehia te;a;theia;dkhtedk
I feel it in the water.
Thththe lselseitngls tyalhtelsa[ennb
I feel it in the earth.
Thekalht lfjdsltjeoafhqwpfsd pfslfweng
And I smell it in my pants, uh. I mean, air.
Much that once was, still is,
But no one cares.
I will tell you anyway.
It began with the freezing of the Great Ice cubes.
Twenty-three were given to the elves,
Importalest, wisest, and beautifulest of all woodland creatures and species.
Seventeen were given to the dwarf guys,
Minors of the mountain hall. They were, like, three years old.
(Suddenly weird dressed guy with a bunch of purple ridges all over his head appears on the scene)
Alexander: Miners not minors!
Galadriel: You lost me. Wait! How did you get here????? THIS IS MY SCENE!!
Alexander: (shrugs and leaves)
Galadriel: Anyway.
And ninety-nine, ninety-nine were given to the race of men,
Who above all else, were greedy little jerks who didn't deserve anything; I was the one
who should have been gifted with them! They stole them from me! (She starts to pant
and gasp then all of a sudden pulls out her inhaler and takes a puff [she has asthma].)
For in those ice cubes was bound the strength to control everyone else.
But those foolish men were lied to! HA!!!
Random guy: Weren't you lied to too?
Galadriel: Shut up!!! This is my scene!!!!!!! (Takes deep soothing breath) Anyway.
Of course we all were but we elves could see straight through those puny people's
deceptions.
But another ice cube was frozen.
In the land of Lessdore, in the freezers of Fridge Doom,
The dark lord, Sauron, froze, in secret, a master cube.
In this cube he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his exceptionally good looks, and above
all his will to inform everyone about life and how really cruddy it was.
One Ice Cube to Freeze them all.
Two by two the free lands of Medium Rare earth fell into the power of the Ice Cube.
****** How did you like it???????? WE LIVE FOR FEEDBACK!!!!!!!!!
Rating; PG, because of Gandalf the Gay, who will make an appearance in the next chapter!
Disclaimer: We don't own LOTR...YET!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Summary: When the Sacred Ice Cube reappears after thousands of years, it's up to a small, whiny hobbit and his "friends" to melt it!! **PLEASE R/R**
Lord of the Sacred Ice Cube: The Fellowship of the Cooler
Chapter One
Almost all lines spoken by Galadriel
Eieoaioehoaiwghpaoeghapowe yoie tfeaiowtgawegoaihgoaweihtg
The world is changing.
Thekhtethkwlaji theia;jtehia te;a;theia;dkhtedk
I feel it in the water.
Thththe lselseitngls tyalhtelsa[ennb
I feel it in the earth.
Thekalht lfjdsltjeoafhqwpfsd pfslfweng
And I smell it in my pants, uh. I mean, air.
Much that once was, still is,
But no one cares.
I will tell you anyway.
It began with the freezing of the Great Ice cubes.
Twenty-three were given to the elves,
Importalest, wisest, and beautifulest of all woodland creatures and species.
Seventeen were given to the dwarf guys,
Minors of the mountain hall. They were, like, three years old.
(Suddenly weird dressed guy with a bunch of purple ridges all over his head appears on the scene)
Alexander: Miners not minors!
Galadriel: You lost me. Wait! How did you get here????? THIS IS MY SCENE!!
Alexander: (shrugs and leaves)
Galadriel: Anyway.
And ninety-nine, ninety-nine were given to the race of men,
Who above all else, were greedy little jerks who didn't deserve anything; I was the one
who should have been gifted with them! They stole them from me! (She starts to pant
and gasp then all of a sudden pulls out her inhaler and takes a puff [she has asthma].)
For in those ice cubes was bound the strength to control everyone else.
But those foolish men were lied to! HA!!!
Random guy: Weren't you lied to too?
Galadriel: Shut up!!! This is my scene!!!!!!! (Takes deep soothing breath) Anyway.
Of course we all were but we elves could see straight through those puny people's
deceptions.
But another ice cube was frozen.
In the land of Lessdore, in the freezers of Fridge Doom,
The dark lord, Sauron, froze, in secret, a master cube.
In this cube he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his exceptionally good looks, and above
all his will to inform everyone about life and how really cruddy it was.
One Ice Cube to Freeze them all.
Two by two the free lands of Medium Rare earth fell into the power of the Ice Cube.
****** How did you like it???????? WE LIVE FOR FEEDBACK!!!!!!!!!