A great big ClusterF***
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon and BarnesandNoble.
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A little earth pony filly named Applejack sadly sits in her relatives lavish Manehattan apartment and looks out the window... "I miss my family and the apple orchard..."
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A young pegasus filly named Fluttershy, having just been knocked out of the Cloudsdale...was amazed at the wondrous ground...but also the cute critters that ran rampant...SHE JUST HAD TO SING!
What is this place Filled with so many wonders?
Casting its spell That I am now under Squirrels in the trees
And the cute little bunnies
Birds flying free
And bees with their honey
Hooooonneeeeeeey!
Oooh, what a magical place
And I owe it all to the Pegasus race
If I knew the ground had so much up its sleeve
I'd have come here sooner, and never leave
Yes, I love ev-er-ythiiiiing!
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A white and purple Unicorn filly named Rarity glared at the giant boulder that her spell had dragged her miles to find, "A ROCK?! That's my destiny?" She screamed annoyed...
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A purple Unicorn filly named Twilight Sparkle grunted as she strained to make the dragon egg hatch to impress the examiners and win a place at Princess Celestia's school for gifted Unicorns...but she just...she just couldn't take the stress! And the egg...it just wouldn't hatch!
Finally...she just gave up. She turned to the examiners sadly, "I'm sorry to have wasted your time sir's..."
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"There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks...There was no talking...no smiling...only rocks..."
This was the depressing mantra that a sad pink Earth pony filly named Pinkie Pie thought as she toiled on her family's rock farm...what they actually DID with the rocks when 'harvested'...I doubt even they know...
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A Rainbow and Blue Pegasus filly named Rainbow Dash was having the time of her life! The adrenaline, the speed...this was LIVING! And she was only getting faster! And faster! And Faster! And faster! And-
BOOM!
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And like that...the rainboom traveled all across Equestria...giving Rainbow her Cutie mark...and inspiring 5 others to do likewise...
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Applejack ran home to reunite with her family...
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Fluttershy calmed down the frightened animals and discovered her innate ability to communicate with animals on 'different levels'
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Rarity squealed as the boulder cracked open revealing all those wonderful gems...
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Pinkie pie inexplicably time skips- because she's Pinkie Pie -and gets her family to smile and party!
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A frightened Twilight watches in horror as her out of control magic causes judges to levitate, her parents turn to potted plants, and the baby dragon grows through the roof!
Twilight is terrified of what consequences await her...until she feels the comforting hoof of princess Celestia...
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In a different universe, these six fillies, intertwined by fate...would remember this day fondly, but only meet many years later, create the bonds of friendship and save Equestria many times...
...this was not that universe...
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Six fillies gained their cutie marks, six fillies fulfilled their destinies, six fillies jumped up in the air excitedly...six fillies were then targeted by six invisible predator drones...
...TARGET ACQUIRED...
...elsewhere...
"What- What is this!?
It's our target-
"NO! THOSE ARE KIDS!"
"We have our orders!"
"Frack the orders! I'm not murdering children!"
"You'll do as your told or you'll be hung for high treason! What do you say about that!?"
The red headed teen responded with a fist to his face-
"GO TYRONE! STOP THE DRONES!"
The little boy jumped to the controls and prayed he'd be in time...
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Twilight bounced up and down excitedly while an amused Celestia watched, "I'm going to be Celestia's apprentice! I'm going to be Celestia's apprentice! I'm-
PONY! RUN! I CAN'T STOP THE DRO-(muffled crashing and screams)
GET OFF! YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING! I-(More muffled crashing and screams)
LITTLE PONY! RUN!
All the ponies looked up confused as an odd metallic...THING. De-cloaked in mid-air. "What is-
BANG!
...it would later be called the six shoots heard around the world...
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Twilight looked down confused at the gaping wound in her side...blood everywhere...everyone screaming...feeling...feeling very...very tired...
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The animals sobbed as the cute pink haired pegasus who'd just befriended them...slowly bleed out on the grass...
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"So many...so many beautiful...designs...unmade...I had such plans...I'm sorry Sweetie belle...looks like I won't get to see you grow up." Thought Rarity as her entrails bleed over the once pristine diamonds and rubies...
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"No...I...I was so close..." Cried Applejack as she looked toward her precious Apple orchard...her home...her family ran screaming toward their prodigal filly...desperately trying to get her to wake up...
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"No...I...I just wanted to be awesome!" Cried out the Rainbow-maned filly as she fell throught the sky bleeding...the ground rushing up to her to seal her fate...
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"Sorry everyone...I guess I forgot to wear my plot armor..." Giggled a bleeding Pinkie Pie as her family tired in vain to stop her entrails from falling out of her now ripped open gut...
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A panting Wendy finally incapacitated Robbie and Agent Powers...but one look at her sobbing friend...she knew it was too late...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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