HEY GUYS! So, hi. This is my new account my previous one was twilightlover62.. I created a new one for unknown reasons. ANYWHOODLES! This is my first Naruto story and I wrote it out of mere boredom so, I dunno how it'll turn out. =)

Hope you enjoy. =))

Oh, I –sadly- don't own Naruto or anything else that will be mentioned in this fic. =)

(I Love NaruHina and SasuSaku and NejiTen and ShikaIno so, this'll be mostly 'bout them. =) This MAY be corny and crap but I DON'T CARE! Flames are most certainly NOT welcome and those who will flame me just keep it 2 urself! If u post ur flames here ur a JERKY JERK JERK! :P)

Here goes…
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Chapter One

Attack of the crazy fan girls!

-Hinata and Naruto are lying down on the soft grass while holding hands under the beautiful night sky-

Hinata: Oh, Naruto-kun this moment is so perfect I don't want it to end.

Naruto: Me too Hinata.

-As the two lean in for a kiss…-

Crazy fan girl: NARUTO-KUN!!!

Naruto: (turns around to see a crazy fan girl) A-aaahhh!!

Crazy fan girl: (starts chasing Naruto)

Naruto: (Prepares to run…)

Hinata: (In a monstrous manner) RAWR! GRRRR…!

Hinata: (In a soft, shy and cute voice) No, stay here Naruto-kun I'll handle this. (Smiles sweetly)

Hinata: (In a monstrous manner. Again.) HAIYA! You no good fan girl! Get away from MY Shnookums! Don't even lay ONE finger on Naruto-kun or you'll suffer from…(Hinata's voice fades into the distance but continues to shout unpleasant things at the crazy fan girl…)

Crazy fan girl: AAAAHHH!! (Starts running away from Hinata)

-While the two girls were chasing each other…-

Naruto: (Looking VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY confused) Huh. Who knew Hinata had… THAT side…............................................................................ WHERE'S MY HINATA??? WAAAAAAHHHH!!!HUHUHUHUHU! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Naruto: Eh. Well, what's more interesting is… Who knew I had a fan girl? (Confused look turns into a smug look)

Naruto: HA! Beat THAT Sasuke Uchiha! … And you too Neji Hyuuga! I have a fan girl and you guys probably don't and…(Naruto keeps on bragging to Sasuke Uchiha and Neji Hyuuga; the two HOT guys who can't hear him)

-Sasuke and Neji suddenly appear looking very exhausted-

Sasuke: [Pant!Pant!] You think we lost 'em? [Pant!Pant!]

Neji: Yeah, I think so… [Pant!Pant!]

Naruto: Hey! What's up you guys? =)

Sasuke: Fan girls… Chasing us…

Neji: Exhausted… Tired…

-Sasuke and Neji collapse-

Neji: (Suddenly gets up) Oh no!

Sasuke: Why?! Are they back?

Neji: YUP! And more of them!

Sasuke: HAIYA! RUN!

-Sasuke and Neji start running again-

Naruto: Heh. I wonder what's wrong with them…

-The ground starts to shake-

Naruto: Oh no! EARTHQUAKE!!

(Covers his head)

-A BIG group of crazy fan girls pass Naruto-

Naruto: (Sits up straight) Huh? How come they have so many fan girls? =(


Naruto: (Grins evily) Hehehehe. I got it! Hehehehe…Hahahha…MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ That's it for now. =) What'd you think? REVIEW! and RATE! …OKAY! Flames are welcome… =) Chapter Two will be FAR MORE interesting. =) And Chapter two will have more couples. So REVIEW! If I don't get five reviews in two weeks... I'll delete this story BUT if I get 5 or more reviews in LESS than two weeks I'll update right away!!! Sorry that's just the way I am. =| =)) So, PLEASE REVIEW!!! I just wanna feel appreciated. =' =))