A/N: Hello everyone! IDK where the hell I'll be going with this story, but I'm pretty good at turning lemons into lemonade. Pretty much writing this on a dare… as of now, this story is a one-shot.

CONTENT WARNING: Do I even have to say it…(sigh) this fic contains some strong language, violence destruction… pretty much Attack On Titan.

Year 850

Year 850: Clash of the Titans

First came the tremors. Then came the screams. Bloodcurdling and inhuman. Titans.

Huey Freeman rushed across the room where dozens of civilians were cowering, almost losing his footing in the intense shaking that sent the entire building swaying. Towing his bulky ODM equipment along, he made it to the window and looked outside and his mouth fell open.

"Wh-what…the fuck?!"

Titans. Two of them… one of them looked like a female, tities hanging out, bob cut—the whole nine yards really. The other Titan was male… looked like an oversize crackhead with elf ears… but didn't they all look like that? Huey had no clue, this was his first time seeing Titans with his own two eyes.

"But how the hell did they end up here," Huey mused aloud. "We way in the middle of the damn city?!"

The male Titan swung a savage fist for the female. The Titan's fist smashed into the jaw of the female, sending her flying into a cylindrical stone structure—a shrine for the Wall Cultist—a bunch of retards who believe the walls to be some divine entity. People would believe any damn thing when they lose all hope. Huey felt his sanity slipping as he watched the two Titans duke it out. Hundreds of people were dying all around their brawl, crushed by falling debris, cut by glass or smashed under the giants' feet.

I gotta stop this! Huey thought grimacing…well—grimacing even more than usual.

Them two are gonna kill everyone in this district if we don't stop them!

Through the window, standing atop rooftops were Huey's fellow MPs. They too were shocked at the sight of the Titans, he knew. They stood poised, facing the two clashing giants but none of them were acting. Could anyone blame em'? Anyone with a brain bigger than an atom wouldn't be dumb enough and try to face any of that shit.

"We just gotta contain them is all," Huey said to himself, as if to bring some reassurance to his own wellbeing of the situation. "It's not like this could get any—"

—A heavy shadow fell over the window he was standing at. Eyes enlarging and stomach dropping, Huey saw the male Titan careening through the air, coming crashing down right over him. Right on top of the building.

"GET DOWN!" Huey manage to shout out to the cowering civilians. He hadn't even gotten to the second word before everything exploded in a shard of wood, glass and blood.

Cloaked in darkness, Huey could hardly breath. Every time he tried to inhale a breath, he only chocked and felt his lungs narrow shut. It felt like the whole damn building was on his back… least what was left of it.

Through the darkening smog, Huey could hear the moaning of the dying and the wounded… he himself didn't know if he was alive or teetering on the abyss. Before his mind could make the distinction, he gave out to the black.

An unknowing amount of time had passed by the time the first sunrays struck Huey's face. He lifted his head weakly towards the light, seeing blurry figures and hearing indistinctive voices.

"Think we got a live one here," said a man's voice. "Get someone over here—on the double!"

Huey tried to speak, but nothing but dust puffed out his mouth and a gaging cough. He lowered his head back to the ground, unable to move.

Barely conscious, Huey felt a bunch of hands grabbing at his shoulders and wrenching him free of the debris pile. His head felt like a lead weight, he couldn't muster the energy to lift it and see what the hell was happening.

"Easy… steady as it goes," a woman was saying. "This debris is still shifting… we need to search for other survi—"

"There aren't any," a stiff male voice interjected. "Everyone's dead besides this kid here. He looks MP, have someone run a check on his equipment, find out who he is."

A bunch of people blurted out "yes sir!" And it sounded like they were running off just to do that.

Huey still couldn't make any sense of it all, his head floating in a cloud of fogginess. He no longer felt the guide of their hands helping him out of the sloping debris pile and he slipped and fell.

"Whoa—whoa, I gotcha," that same stiff male voice said, catching Huey before he struck the ground.

"Ima set you down here," he said, easing Huey down to the ground.

With his head no longer spinning, Huey lifted his gaze and couldn't believe what he was looking at. Stohess District was a smoldering ruin. How the hell could two Titans do all this? If only he knew, this was merely the tip of the spear.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed this! Love to hear feedback, if any.