I'm Breaking Up With You... Tomorrow...

Sasuke hates the person he is dating and the list of faults goes on and on. He doesn't know why he went out with him in the first place. So why hasn't he broken up with him yet?

Me – Sasuke, I need you to...

Sasuke – *Glares* *Continues walking*

Me – Oh, um, okay, I'll just do it instead then. I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. All rights to Naruto belong to their respective owners.

"I hate him."
Sasuke thought to himself as he walked through the streets of the village.
"I hate everything about him. He's annoying, impulsive, and practically drives me insane. The way he talks annoys me. Always screaming that he is going to be hokage someday. He ends his sentences with what? "dattebayo"? It was even worst when I asked him to change it to something less annoying. He instead changed it to an even more stupid "believe it" statement that was so horrible that I'd rather hear dattebayo a hundred times than hear that statement ever again." Sasuke shivered at the memory of the first time the statement was said.
"I don't even know why I'm going out with him. What was I thinking going out with him of all people! He has to be more annoying than Sakura and Ino combined. He's constantly banging on my door and dragging me to the strangest of places at the worst possible times. He hardly ever properly takes care of himself. His mass of blonde hair is always a mess and he never properly combs it. He has horrible hygiene, only eats ramen, and rarely washes his clothes. Oh and speaking of clothes, his bright orange and blue clothes. I mean really, what on earth is he thinking wearing that horrible color combination. I think the clothes he wears in public are the only clothes he owns that can actually be worn out in public. Besides his pajamas. Oh, and on that note, the way he sleeps. He sleeps like that dead raccoon that had trespassed onto my place. He can sleep through bombs exploding right next to his ear. Let alone the world's worst ninja trying to kill him. The guy snores like an army elephants and slobs all over the place. He does whatever he wants at whenever the time of day it is. Charging out to the training field at 3:00 am in the morning to train. People are trying to sleep for crying out loud! We don't want to hear your loud bangs and explosions! And then when we go on missions, you laze around and do none of the work we need you to do. You are always asking for missions where you go and fight people. And then, when we get those missions, you charge in head first to the opponent we face! I mean use your freaking head for once and realize that if the guy is carrying a massive oversized sword, your kunai isn't going to do jack squat against him."
Sasuke clenched his fist and remembered how many times he had to intervene to save his teammate's life.
"You're just a dobe. The biggest idiot in the world. I'm sick of you. I hate everything about you. Why am I going out with you? You drive me insane! I'm done with you, I'm breaking up with you...!"

"Sasuke-teme! I got a new outfit! Wanna see me in it?" Naruto shouted as he ran towards Sasuke.

*nosebleeds*

"Tomorrow... I'm breaking up with you... tomorrow..." Sasuke said to himself as he is dragged away by Naruto.

Sasuke has been saying that statement since the first day he went out with Naruto, over three years ago...