There once was a smokin' hot babe named fioni. She lived in the kingdom of scrumdiddlyumpscious with her papa. One day some little shit called Johnny came into her as well as her house and ate all their sugar. Papa got pissed at him, so he ate his index finger off while doing jubilation. Due to the excessive amount of blood gushing out Johnny's finger he McDiggity dieded on the ground, but no one cares because he wrote 'bring back Power Chord' to the Fortnite twitter. After that, Fioni went outside to breath some lovely fresh air. The birds where chirping, the flowers were blooming, then big fat fuck shrok cunt came in her and rap-ededededed her dog. After the fat Nibba shrok ogga boogad her, she ran away like a stupid little fucking emo teen and hid in K.F.C. but shrok was a stupid chicken eating cuck, so he found her and shoved an original recipe chicken burger up her bum bum. After that, she blacked out.
When she woke up she was still in K.F.C. some old paedophile looking cunt was tickling her ankle, "OH YIPPIDY DOO! YOU'VE WOKE UP!" the priest looking guy said, "ANUS!" Spooderman screamed as he swung through the door on the right that was cracked and getting fixed on the following Monday by a man named Steve. He Karate chopped the old dude into 167283983.3637367 pieces and ate the other 72372438432.63738. "cool bananas!" Fioni said while smiling at an imaginary camera with her thumb up. Spoodercunt did a 360 no-scope and left the building using his card-jitsu magic he learned in Club Penguin (R.I.P).
The next diddily day Fioni woke up to the sound of shrokky bois V8 cotton mobile pull up at her 3.8-Billion-dollar Mansion. When she peeked out the window all she saw was Fatty Shrok cunt butt-naked on the ground with papa doing the time warp at 7272.72727x speed with roller blades on while whipping poor little shrokky poos. Fioni then went back to sleep because Shrok is a Peadophile.
The next day World War 3 re-started after their 43-day lunch break. Papa had to go and Fionis gay autistic down syndrome retard brother Shartquad had a little sooky waa waa about it because he's a pussy bitch. Because papa left that meant Fioni was the big boss bitch of the whole land, so she made Shrok, the 20-inch schlong green boi her sex slave. As well as that, she beat her fucking retard cunt brother, Shartquad. But papa could sense that using his bullshit mind powers, and he was angery.
TO BE CONTINUED?