1Hey! This is my first story. I joined three days ago so please don't expect anything like a master piece. I'm not that far yet. Thanks and enjoy.

Today I am having Sora's cat do the disclaimer. I hired any of my own "disclaimer reading" people. So here you go :)

MioMio (cat): I still don't understand why I have to do this. I mean really! I'm a cat! Are there any cats even mentioned in Kingdom Hearts.

Kcandy123: Yes, Simba. Now get out there and do the disclaimer.

MioMio: sigh fine. Shouldn't you ask Sora first?

Kcandy123: He hasn't even fed you for the past month. Do you think he even knows he has a cat!

MioMio: You make me feel loved. Thanks a lot. Anyway. Kcandy123 is not the creator or owner of Kingdom Hearts in any way. She only owns her creations. Like me. Wait then aren't I your cat?

Kcandy123: By the way, to all of you, please do not think this is totally serious. Like many stories on here, this is made for your entertainment and is pretty silly and even dumb. Oh, and it's Christmas in Destiny Islands.

If Kairi was the Keyblade Mistress

Chapter 1- Riku...The Grinch

Riku: deep voice Well, Hello there Kairi!

Kairi: Uh, hi Riku. What's wrong with your voice.

Riku: Ahem Ahem cough cough cough Hehe, I'm fine. Just a uh, little chest cold is all.

Sora walks in to see Christmas presents scattered across the floor. One unopened in the corner, away from the rest.

Kairi: Hi Sora. Look at all you pretty presents! Open this one. This one says "From your lover." cough I mean hahahaha it says "From your friend" Yeah. That's it. I wonder who it's from.

Sora: Uh... The name is smudged. This might not be for me. It looks like there's a K written as the first letter. I think it's for you.

Riku: Um Sora. How do you know that it's not for me, huh? I mean, how do you know it's not for someone else on the island.

Sora: Um. I guess I don't. But who else's name begins with a K?

Kairi: Just give the damn present over already!

Kairi impatiently opens the present to see a key. But not a small key. A large key with a golden handle and a mouse head hanging on a small chain.

Kairi thinking in her head: Hehehe. So that smudging ink that Kip gave me does work after all.

Now I own the keyblade. Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

Sora: Kairi... Kaaaiiiri? Hello? Anyone in there. HEY LOSER!

Kairi: Yeah?

Sora: Wow, you answer to loser. Well that proves something.

Riku: THAT"S MINE! hits Kairi on the head and knocks her out

Sora: RIKU! What the heck was that! And the key! That's Kairi's! Leave it alone!

Riku: NO! WAHAHA! I shall steal Christmas!

Riku grabs the key and all the presents. He casts a fireball at the tree and leaves while Sora sits on the ground balling his eyes out like a five year old.

Sora: NOOOO! No one steals presents from me! I'll get you! Trust me! That was mine! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE... MINE! Continues to cry