Da cromicals of lif n deth1!
Bi bloddyrists666 n bloddyteers666
Auithers note: hi guys dis is ma now story. Fangs 2 ma jf raven (u rox bish!) justen u rt da lov of ma lif u rox 2!1121! 666
Chapter 1
Hi me name is sCARLET Grey'ness consumption robein lane. I go 2 mgick schl in England wif ma bff. Her nam is petunia goffik epoona smith (RAVEN DIAS IS U))) and shee is in slitnerin lik me!112 we wuz outsid the schl and it wuz rainin. It wuz rainin n snowin at da same tiome. We wuz on our way to poshuns class. Wen we got their profezor snap glared at us cos we was goffick. We sat down at our chairz and we wuz next 2 eachother. Britney da fokin prep stared at us so i put up me middle figner at her. "stop it" sed snap. We egnord him cos he wiz a pedo. "fuk of u r a pedo" i sed. Petunia smilled at me n opend her rod eys dat she wiz werin red contact lenszes un. "how dare u" said dnap. Snaap came to us n got out his wound. I alzo got my waund. We faut. Petunia faut Britney the fukin prep. All da sliberins cheerd me cos we wuz goffik n all da fokien griffindower prepz bood. Sudendnly the headteecher rans in. "wat da hell are u doin u motherfukers?1" sed dumblydor. "cos Britney is a fukin prep! N ur a pozzer!" i sed. "alrite den, fine. Dublidore sed." "DETENSHUN!" shouted snap.
Auithers not: is it gd? Plz tel me!2121