Romeo and Juliet: Naruto Style

Tsunade: Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Kanoha, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows
Doth with their death bury their parents' strife.

It was a fine day in fair Kanoha, the air was filled with the bustling noise of the villagers making their way to and from their jobs to provide for their familys, but underneath the peace was an ongoing battle between the Hyuuga family and the Uhchiha family. A battle that lasted for so long nobody even remembers why it happened in the first place. Then in somewhat quiet street by the Ichiraku Ramen Shop came two servants from the house of Hyuuga. Who were sent to run errands for Master Hyuuga.

Kiba Naruto, o' my word, we'll not carry coals.

Naruto No, for then we should be colliers.

KibaI mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw.

Naruto Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o' the collar.

KibaI strike quickly, being moved.

NarutoBut thou art not quickly moved to strike.

Kiba A dog of the house of Uhchiha moves me.

Naruto To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand: therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away.

Kiba A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will take the wall of any man or maid of Uhchiha's.

NarutoThat shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goesto the wall.

KibaTrue; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push
Uhchiha's men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall.

NarutoThe quarrel is between our masters and us their men.

Kiba'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads.

Naruto The heads of the maids?

Kiba Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads;take it in what sense thou wilt.

Naruto They must take it in sense that feel it.

Kiba Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and 'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.

Naruto'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor John. Draw thy tool! here comes two of the house of the Uhchiha's

Kiba My naked weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee.

Naruto How! turn thy back and run?

Kiba Fear me not.

NarutoNo, marry; I fear thee!

KibaLet us take the law of our sides; let them begin.

Naruto I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list.

Kiba Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them;which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.

A\N I dont own any characters or the play of romeo and juliet this is my first real story so plz review and feel free to be a critic I like honest people no matter how hurtful the truth is I'll gladly take the advice to properly complete my work and check the pic the goes with this story on deviant art it will be called hinata-a star crossed love and I don't think you'll read the whole play but please try I'll beg and u dnt want tht ;)