High School boy Killed by Secret Agent Woman
A seventeen year old boy was murdered today in his own class by a secret agent woman. Sources tell us that seventeen year old Robby Hickam was attending the local high school when a secret agent woman climbed through the window, snaps Mr. Hickam's neck, and climbed back out the window. One witness is quoted saying 'Dude, I was just sitting thinking about how hot Brittany looked in her swimming suit at her birthday party last weekend, when this lady just climbs into the classroom. And I'm like dude, there is a frickin' ninja in the class. Then she just goes up to Robby and like tears his frickin' head off. And I'm like, dude she just killed Robby. Then the ninja just climbs out the window again and I'm like, that was frickin' sweet! I think it was a whole drug thing.'
Authorities have a lead saying this horrible incident is not the first Beacon Hills. Beacon Hills seems to be a hot spot for unusual activity, especially around the school. Robby's closest friend Scott McCall says that the secret agent woman had been following him for quite awhile. 'One day Robby was telling me a story about how this women was following him. She would always walk with him to the library and ask him random questions. This time when he left the library he had given her the slip and hid around the corner of the library. When she checked to see if he had taken his bike and went home, she herself started to head home and Robby dreaded to follow her. Robby witnessed her stop at a window to some house near the library and saw her climb into the window of the house. I didn't believe him at first, but some sort of canine sense within me was ringing. But after he was murdered, I don't know. I think it was a whole drug thing.' Whether this anonymous women is a secret agent, ninja, drug dealer, or very intense stalker we'll never know.