With A Heavy Heart I Do Convey...
The Impartial Intro
If I owned a Series of Unfortunate Events, I would undoubtedly not be here! Disclaimer! Enough said.
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One can hardly imagine a word vile enough to describe the interior of Count Olaf's abode. Perhaps the best way to describe it, in the eyes of the eldest Baudelaire orphan, was dismal, a word which here means: a constant reminder of how she had failed to protect her siblings. It was, in fact, a very difficult situation for a very attractive orphan to have to bear. But let us not get ahead of ourselves, seeing as you cannot judge a situation until you see why it has occurred and whom it has affected. You may chose to believe that Violet is a heartless wretch who deserves her dismal existence. You may also view her brother and sister's detachment from her as a good thing. If this is what you have hopes of doing in order to justify the melancholy existence of Violet, I would stop reading right this instant! You see, some people (myself of course never being included) find a way to justify others hardships by telling themselves the person the hardship is acting upon deserves it. This utterly immature mentality has kept humanity sane for ages, especially in a time of war or famine, a word meaning a long period of time in which there is no cake, pie or other such sweets.
I am not here, however, to judge. But rather, I am here to tell you the facts, with no bias on my part what so ever. Let me warn you once more, that if you wish to hold some sort of cheer while reading, this is not the story for you. I am sure there are other fictional stories of happy children, playing with their friends and being raised by beautiful, loving parents who do not die. It is undoubtable that you would rather read those stories than this one. But if you insist upon knowing the story I shall tell you anyway. You can't say I didn't warn you.
It is with a heavy heart, that I am going to unfold to you the very dismal and rather unfortunate events that led Violet Baudelaire to obtain the name of Violet Olaf; as well as record many of the dreary events following this woeful name change.